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Old 02-01-2018, 02:38 AM
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Old 02-01-2018, 05:36 AM
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People who pee on toilet seats
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Old 02-01-2018, 07:26 AM
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People who pee on toilet seats
And shit on them as well. We have both types of misdemeanour in our office toilets.
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Old 02-01-2018, 08:46 AM
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And shit on them as well. We have both types of misdemeanour in our office toilets.
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Old 02-01-2018, 09:20 AM
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People at work saying happy new year. If there was anything happy about it I wouldn't be sat here with you wankers
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Old 02-01-2018, 09:22 AM
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Old 03-01-2018, 12:12 PM
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The new year resolution gym crowd. I'm all for people improving their health, however if you can't do 5 push-ups then you shouldn't be clogging up the bench press. Still i will reserve a special kind of hatred for the fat full kit Man U wanker in Broadgate Circle.
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Old 03-01-2018, 07:48 PM
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Still i will reserve a special kind of hatred for the fat full kit Man U wanker in Broadgate Circle.

TBF. That has to be worth walking up to him and asking him - what do you think you look like. Anyone past about 15 years of age shoudnt be full kit wankers.
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Old 03-01-2018, 09:39 PM
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Realising that you are not watching a live feed when people on the BBS start discussing goals you haven't seen yet.
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Old 03-01-2018, 10:55 PM
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BBSers who comment, usually on the SP thread, and have absolutely nothing to say. No opinion whatsoever ever.

I get why they love SP, but this is a manlove without any room for any criticism.

Dont they understand this is a discussion board?

We should have some system of IQ testing before allowing people on these boards.

Mininum requirement should be the ability to present an argument on a subject of a sentence or two.
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Old 03-01-2018, 11:28 PM
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Old 04-01-2018, 10:34 PM
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That moment you think an overlong work meeting is ending and then someone makes an banal observation or repeats something said before.

That woman who resigned from the Bronte Society because Lily Cole became patron. What a snob.
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That woman who resigned from the Bronte Society because Lily Cole became patron. What a snob.
This annoyed me as well. I had no idea who Lilly Cole was and a quick look should a smart person with a degree in history of art. Great choice.
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This annoyed me as well. I had no idea who Lilly Cole was and a quick look should a smart person with a degree in history of art. Great choice.
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Ask them why, if they love animals so much, are they eating all their food.
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People who don't fully appreciate every match against your rivals. Surely it's what you live for as a fan? I want us to put out 11 killer players against Brighton, and smash them every time we get an opportunity to play them.
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