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Old 11-01-2018, 12:08 AM
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Hmmm I think that's quite wide of the mark.
A kilometre is 62% of a mile I think.

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Old 11-01-2018, 12:47 AM
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People doing ‘dry january’

And my sole reason is their inability to stop ******* telling us they are doing dry January - well done you but do bear in mind no one cares.
Yes. I don't give a shit that you have no control for the rest of the year.
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Old 11-01-2018, 01:29 AM
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People who "escape to the country", only to put up the same barriers they hide behind in the city.
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Old 11-01-2018, 07:24 AM
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the Carabao/Capital One/Carling/Worthington/Milk/League Cup. It's shit, no one cares, bin it and sort out the ridiculous Christmas schedule
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Old 11-01-2018, 08:07 AM
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My wife is sick, so I volunteered to go to the supermarket today. Probably only about the 5th time in my 62 years!

The whole experience came across as very annoying. There seems no real logic to the order of the isles, and looking for some stuff is akin to looking for a needle in a haystack.

Secondly, I expected the women to be isle hogs and bad drivers of the carts, but was surprised to find men pushing their carts so frigging aggressively in a super macho way. This happened to me 2 or 3 times. Agreed due to above I was like a little boy lost, but the aggressiveness of these guys royally pissed me off. I bet they all drive BMW's and Audi's. Pussy whipped wankers!
I'm amazed you're 62, you're much younger in outlook... also very sexy.
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Old 11-01-2018, 11:12 AM
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Nikki character in Silent Witness, my god she is self righteous...wish I'd given her the punch in the face at the end.
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Old 11-01-2018, 11:15 AM
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Park hampers/christmas catalouge advert.
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Old 11-01-2018, 02:14 PM
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Park hampers/christmas catalouge advert.
Except for the lady in it, who is the same one who peeked my attention when she was in the 'I see you baby, Chicken Madras' advert last year.
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Old 11-01-2018, 02:34 PM
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Nikki character in Silent Witness, my god she is self righteous...wish I'd given her the punch in the face at the end.

Can't disagree, but the ego-maniac narcissistic loon Jack needs a straightener first.
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Old 11-01-2018, 04:28 PM
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I'm amazed you're 62, you're much younger in outlook... also very sexy.
I was once told sarcasm is the lowest for of wit...

I think this maybe a good example.
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Old 11-01-2018, 07:18 PM
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I was once told sarcasm is the lowest for of wit...

I think this maybe a good example.
I was being honest and flirtatious.
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Old 11-01-2018, 07:52 PM
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On the tin it says "chic shadow",a very very light brown.What we now have after it has dried is what i can only describe as battle ship grey/blue.As she chose it and now doesn't like it i have suggested she repaints it.I will not spent another 2 days on it
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Old 12-01-2018, 04:18 AM
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On the tin it says "chic shadow",a very very light brown.What we now have after it has dried is what i can only describe as battle ship grey/blue.As she chose it and now doesn't like it i have suggested she repaints it.I will not spent another 2 days on it
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Old 12-01-2018, 09:07 AM
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Its your fault if you didn't do a test area first. Get your brushes back out
Far to logical for women,that's the colour she wanted,that's what she got.Will be finishing the touching in later then my work will be done
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Old 12-01-2018, 01:37 PM
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Old 12-01-2018, 01:43 PM
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Nikki character in Silent Witness, my god she is self righteous...wish I'd given her the punch in the face at the end.
The whole programme.
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People who just want to talk about themselves ad nauseam and show no interest in those to whom they talk.
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The term 'Breaking' rather than 'Breaking News'. Most of the time it's just some news that isn't even that 'breaking'
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People who just want to talk about themselves ad nauseam and show no interest in those to whom they talk.

Yep. People who half listen to a story and then just change the subject as you’re mid flight.

It maybe just my patter.
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