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Old 12-05-2018, 04:39 PM
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People that say ‘dilly dilly’ before downing a shot. vermin
could you explain that as it is completely double Dutch to me. I know I'm getting on. Sorry.
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Old 12-05-2018, 04:48 PM
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could you explain that as it is completely double Dutch to me. I know I'm getting on. Sorry.
There’s a beer advert where people say it
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Old 12-05-2018, 06:32 PM
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There’s a beer advert where people say it
People still watch adverts?
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:10 PM
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There’s a beer advert where people say it
The beer quoted is so awful that when they utter the words ' Dilly Dilly' , It translates into

Ye Olde English' crap sh1te . . .

'RAAAALPH' ...
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Old 12-05-2018, 11:32 PM
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Whaaaaasssaaaaaaaaappp with that ?
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Old 13-05-2018, 01:29 AM
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Old 13-05-2018, 11:08 PM
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Old 26-05-2018, 05:02 PM
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Old 26-05-2018, 05:17 PM
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Old 26-05-2018, 06:51 PM
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Old 26-05-2018, 07:40 PM
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Rural folks road sense. They love making life as difficult for themselves as possible
As someone who grew up in SE23 - or tried to - and now lives in Kent & E Sussex I'm with you but you should realise they do this shit deliberately. For example they can't judge the width available is able for two cars to pass each other hence drive through the middle because they're not confident enough. I've also noticed there's a large use of L-plates where they blatantly aren't learner drivers so they get given space etc. Then there's the idea that the use of indicators is optional, the mexican stand-offs at roundabouts while they figure out who has priority and any amount of other things.

Driving about at school-run time frequently has me punching the steering wheel.
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Old 09-06-2018, 10:24 AM
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Old 09-06-2018, 10:37 AM
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People that say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' when ordering food at some fast food chain or other.
No doubt the same sort of dopes that pronounce the letter 'aitch' as 'haitch'
I've no time for their kind.
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Old 09-06-2018, 11:46 AM
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People that say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' when ordering food at some fast food chain or other.
No doubt the same sort of dopes that pronounce the letter 'aitch' as 'haitch'
I've no time for their kind.
Completely agree. "Can I get a lager?" Of course you can you are in a pub you clown.
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Old 09-06-2018, 11:55 AM
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Completely agree. "Can I get a lager?" Of course you can you are in a pub you clown.
My boy say's 'can I get' all the time and it really f*cks me off!

He's 25 now though and muscular like I was when I was his age.

So I tend to keep me opinions to meself.

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Old 09-06-2018, 11:57 AM
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They should of course be saying "please may I get..."
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They should of course be saying "please may I get..."
Only if you're a tad effeminate.
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People that say 'can I get' instead of 'can I have' when ordering food at some fast food chain or other.
Try this. Walk into Cafe Nero or somewhere. Say "can I get an Americano?" Then when the staff say yes leap over the counter and pour one yourself
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Try this. Walk into Cafe Nero or somewhere. Say "can I get an Americano?" Then when the staff say yes leap over the counter and pour one yourself
Funnily enough I said that to my boy a few weeks ago in front of a McDonalds server.
I pointed out that if he could 'get' a burger then he should go around the counter and pick one up!
Stuff like this f*cks me off more than it probably should.

It 's no doubt one of a myriad of reasons that no-one ever shows up for my birthday parties anymore.
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