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Old 10-07-2016, 03:36 PM
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People who shout out between points in Tennis. How ******* difficult is it to keep your fat trap shut?
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People who shout out between points in Tennis. How ******* difficult is it to keep your fat trap shut?
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People who recline their seats on flights.
This. The problem is however usually resolved by one of the following methods. 1. Get up on the premise of getting something out of the overhead cabinets and give them a hefty accidental shove. 2. Even better if somebody on your row needs to get out, a whack in the back is inevitable. When they predictably look round remain unmoved and "unaware" of your actions. Don't try this if the culprit looks capable of killing you though.
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I'm flying back to England tomorrow, being over 6 foot every flight is a literal pain with the ******* inch of leg room you get unless you pay an extra 100 notes to get the emergency exit. Then when you're boarding there is a ******* toddler there! What extra leg room does a 2 year old need?!?
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Old 10-07-2016, 06:37 PM
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I'm flying back to England tomorrow, being over 6 foot every flight is a literal pain with the ******* inch of leg room you get unless you pay an extra 100 notes to get the emergency exit. Then when you're boarding there is a ******* toddler there! What extra leg room does a 2 year old need?!?
Room for a nonce to kneel down in front.
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Old 10-07-2016, 06:43 PM
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What about slow mo montages of players during the game....?
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Doubles Tennis, in between every point, the touching of hands, even if the partnership have just lost the point. What kind of psychological cods is that?
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Old 10-07-2016, 06:57 PM
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Old 10-07-2016, 06:59 PM
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Old 10-07-2016, 07:01 PM
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Prefer Italy one but they are both very uplifting rather than that GSTQ dirge.
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Old 10-07-2016, 07:25 PM
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I'm flying back to England tomorrow, being over 6 foot every flight is a literal pain with the ******* inch of leg room you get unless you pay an extra 100 notes to get the emergency exit. Then when you're boarding there is a ******* toddler there! What extra leg room does a 2 year old need?!?

I thought you had to be at least 16 and be able to say you are capable and willing to help in the case of an emergency?

As someone who is 6' 2" I get the exit rows a lot (without paying extra). Have you ever asked when you check in if there are any available?
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People who shout out between points in Tennis. How ******* difficult is it to keep your fat trap shut?
This does my bloody nut in!!! I'm always screaming 'shut up!' at the screen.

And you know it's not about their support of the player they're shouting about either - oh no! it's just a big 'LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!' ego trip while they're putting off the player they're supposedly supporting - usually at the most crucial moment of the game.

So basically that player has sweated blood and tears day in day out all their career to get themselves into that situation, only to have some self obsessed talentless good for nothing nerd interrupt their focus at one of the the more crucial moments of their career.

I actually fantasise while I'm watching a match about having these people forcibly ejected.
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I actually fantasise while I'm watching a match about having these people forcibly ejected.
Understandable if this fantasy also involved David Cameron being one of the shouters.
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People who shout out between points in Tennis. How ******* difficult is it to keep your fat trap shut?
Wimbledon is so posh it stands out. The other slams have quite raucous crowds at times so you don't notice it as much. It's live sport at the end of the day so unless someone is being a complete dick then the players have to expect some heckling and badly timed support.
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