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Sci fi gadgets you would love ?

On the back of maz's tractor beam thread ( apologies maz) . Which sci fi gadget would you love to have use of . For devilment I wouldn't mind a cloaking device , no explanation needed , but for practical use a transporter beam that can get you home the second the ref blows whistle would be kin marvellous..
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"Set phasers for stun" would make bedtime for the kids and pub bores a far more pleasant experience. And blagging a bookies.
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"Set phasers for stun" would make bedtime for the kids and pub bores a far more pleasant experience. And blagging a bookies.
Only stun ?
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Who on earth wants children’s bedtime stories to be ‘more pleasant’ FFS?

They are meant to shut the little shits up with fear.
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Who on earth wants children’s bedtime stories to be ‘more pleasant’ FFS?

They are meant to shut the little shits up with fear.
With hindsight your wee shites probably had to put up with Catholicism.

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With hindsight your wee shites probably had to put up with Catholicism.

No kid deserves that much fear.

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No. I like it.
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On the back of maz's tractor beam thread ( apologies maz) . Which sci fi gadget would you love to have use of . For devilment I wouldn't mind a cloaking device , no explanation needed , but for practical use a transporter beam that can get you home the second the ref blows whistle would be kin marvellous..
Home? Straight to the pub, surely?
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Only stun ?
I'm trying to be a snowflake for January.
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Eh? Bedtime means phaser time. No books. And they sleep where they fall. If she starts nagging then zap. Empty the fridge & drinks cabinet, roll a fat one & then zap myself. Glorious.
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Home? Straight to the pub, surely?
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Some kind of portal where I can step inside and be transported to Selhurst Park at 3pm and back home for 5pm.

Would also like a portal to go back in time like Gary Sparrow in Goodnight Sweetheart. Not that I would engage in any guilt free adultery of course.
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Home? Straight to the pub, surely?
Good point, then home, switch on the cloaking device and pretend you've been there all night incognito..
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Faster than light space ship would be pretty cool I reckon. (does that count as a gadget?)
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My Mrs. drives one of those.

Problem is it does 50 everywhere, apart from the motorway where it does 100.
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what sort of a gadget is that?
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