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Old 17-01-2019, 09:11 PM
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nose rings
One of my DILís has one.

I canít decide whether it makes her look like a boar or a bull.

If I hadnít watched the new Gilllette advert Iíd have tried pulling it to see if it works properly on all species who have them fitted.
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Old 17-01-2019, 10:20 PM
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The ones that look like bull rings are grim. Okay with other types though.
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Old 17-01-2019, 10:36 PM
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I may have mentioned this before but if not then I believe it's worth mentioning again and again...

Supermarket morons who have deemed it fit to introduce mini trolleys for kids to push around their shops when times are busy. Morrison's in this case.

Especially around the Christmas period.

Now I'm not one to usually frequent the likes of Morrison's. Their crinkle cut gherkins being the only reason I visit but I asked a member of staff the reason for the kiddy trolly lark and was told that it eased the younger consumer into the shopping experience.

Needless to say that I'm on a new trek for a less chavvy kind of crinkle cut gherkin.

The search continues...
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Old 17-01-2019, 11:47 PM
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One of my DILís has one.

I canít decide whether it makes her look like a boar or a bull.

If I hadnít watched the new Gilllette advert Iíd have tried pulling it to see if it works properly on all species who have them fitted.
I would sneak into her room at night with some string tie one end round the snot ring the other end around the bedside cabinet.......Then set off the fire alarm.
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Old 18-01-2019, 06:57 AM
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Old 18-01-2019, 07:18 AM
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Old 18-01-2019, 07:24 AM
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Old 18-01-2019, 08:47 AM
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Old 18-01-2019, 09:03 AM
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I may have mentioned this before but if not then I believe it's worth mentioning again and again...

Supermarket morons who have deemed it fit to introduce mini trolleys for kids to push around their shops when times are busy. Morrison's in this case.

Especially around the Christmas period.

Now I'm not one to usually frequent the likes of Morrison's. Their crinkle cut gherkins being the only reason I visit but I asked a member of staff the reason for the kiddy trolly lark and was told that it eased the younger consumer into the shopping experience.

Needless to say that I'm on a new trek for a less chavvy kind of crinkle cut gherkin.

The search continues...

You donít have kids, do you?
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Old 18-01-2019, 06:13 PM
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Old 18-01-2019, 06:17 PM
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You don’t have kids, do you?
I do but he's nearly 26.
I love kids but I don't see the need for them to shove mini trollys around an already busy supermarket.
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Old 18-01-2019, 06:20 PM
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Old 18-01-2019, 06:21 PM
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True?


Then there must be some proper scientific research that you can quote to back up your personal observations.

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Does it auto correct or just change random words to what can only be their Klingon equivalent for no reason?
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Old 18-01-2019, 07:36 PM
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Old 18-01-2019, 07:40 PM
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Old 18-01-2019, 07:41 PM
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The weird ear thing where someone pieces/makes/I donít know how the freaks do it, a hole in their ear lobe and inserts some implement in it. WTF is all that about?
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How on earth did your parents cope with taking you to the supermarket?
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