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Old 20-07-2018, 03:23 PM
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I'm in Greece (well Kefalonia) on hols at the moment. No flags at half mast yet, but I have started spreading the rumour anyway. It seems the responsible thing to do.
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:23 PM
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:24 PM
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For the avoidance of doubt - wifi reception is also on the verge of karking it round these parts, hence the double post
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:25 PM
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You think it makes you look funny. In fact you just come across as a sad case bigot.
Chill out, stop being so outraged otherwise you won't live as long as old Phil.
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:33 PM
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Come on CR hard to read those quotes without laughing at least once.

Some of them are priceless.

He is the Royal families version of Frankie Boyle.
I particularly liked this one from him:

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession.
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:36 PM
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I particularly liked this one from him:

"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed." During the 1981 recession.

Brilliant! The longer we go without an announcement from the Palace the better its looking for Phil.
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:54 PM
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I've got no time for the idiots that pitch up 2 days before any royal event there the same idiots that Que for Wimbledon
But I have a lot of respect for the queen that holds the commonwealth and the work that is done ,and that is her husband,and a lot has been done with the duke of Edinburgh award for people that need help
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Old 20-07-2018, 03:57 PM
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Brilliant! The longer we go without an announcement from the Palace the better its looking for Phil.
Only delaying the inevitable... death and taxes and all that.
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Old 20-07-2018, 04:02 PM
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For the avoidance of doubt - wifi reception is also on the verge of karking it round these parts, hence the double post
Three days of no internet as part of the national outpouring of grief and mourning, it's what His Horse and Houndiness would want
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Old 20-07-2018, 04:09 PM
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Philip’s spelt wrong.

Not in Thessaloniki.
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Well if true, that will at least be all the pre season minute silences/appreciations sorted.

Will be good practice for the next 38 throughout the season.
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Old 20-07-2018, 04:17 PM
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Total racist isn’t he?


Yeh.


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Old 20-07-2018, 04:23 PM
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They'll bury him with a couple of comely servant wenches.
The bad news for them is they won't be dead.
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So looks like this is a load of old bollocks just like Wilf asking to leave. Wanted one of them to be true.
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Old 20-07-2018, 07:33 PM
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It appears my hilarious/'hilarious' joke was very poorly executed. Apologies to all. Not least Phil, if he has in fact died and missed out on the well-crafted comedy that moment deserved.
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Old 20-07-2018, 07:42 PM
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According to the Daily Mirror On-line we won't know about it until it's announced at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning on the BBC. Also, the Queen will suspend duties including giving royal assent for 8 days subsequent. This'll end up resembling a royal reprieve for Brexit, I just know it.
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Just walked past Buck House, the flag isn't at half mast
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