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Old 12-03-2003, 12:43 PM
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i hate the smell of other peolples farts but i can often be found diving under the covers to sample my own handywork
Why does this happen? How come we like the smell of our own farts but everybody else's are disgusting? I have been wondering about this since childhood.
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Old 12-03-2003, 12:45 PM
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Vomit is delightful compared to that patient, believe me.
Body odour, rotten flesh, and faecal matter. I think he died eventually.
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Old 12-03-2003, 12:50 PM
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Worst: A dirty tramp, not washed properly in months, with festering wounds. One especially wound large enough to put your fist into the cavity, so you can see the bone and oozing. The sacral wound was the best/ worst- especially with a fistula to the rectal passage so faecal matter has mixed in with the wound as well.

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Old 12-03-2003, 12:55 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:03 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:07 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:10 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:19 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:25 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 01:54 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 02:01 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 02:05 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 03:01 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:25 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 05:28 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:31 PM
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Old 12-03-2003, 07:42 PM
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Old 13-03-2003, 11:43 PM
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I can't tell you how relieved I am to hear that my love of the smell of freshy-laid tarmac isn't that uncommon. It's always been a bit of a guilty secret; I assumed there was some fault in the receptors in my brain that processed smells.

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