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Old 26-10-2012, 09:36 AM
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Old 26-10-2012, 09:38 AM
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Dentist : This won't take but a moment.

Del : I can't my Brother is waiting in the car..

Dentist : Just a little prick...

Del : Oh you know him then...

"I'll just shit over here"
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Old 26-10-2012, 09:42 AM
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One of my favourite OFAH quotes is from the 1983 christmas special, when Del and Rodney's dad comes back:

Del -

"It's a right blinding Christmas this has turned out to be init. I mean some people get wise men bearing gifts, we get a wally with a disease."
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Old 26-10-2012, 09:44 AM
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What does it say Del?

It says the results of your test are negative
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Old 26-10-2012, 09:48 AM
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Old 26-10-2012, 09:58 AM
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Prompted me to buy the whole box set on play.com, for 35. Bargain.
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denzil talking to del and rodney when dressed as batman and robin at the wake

"didnt you know harry had died"
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Old 26-10-2012, 10:07 AM
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Old 26-10-2012, 10:20 AM
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Old 26-10-2012, 10:21 AM
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Old 26-10-2012, 10:22 AM
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Your better looking than her Raquel, look at her, she's a dog
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Old 26-10-2012, 10:23 AM
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vicar- has anyone seen my hat
Brilliant moment, John Sullivan at his best, never lets anything get too serious
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Elsie : "Its a woman, tall and slender with long blonde hair, fingers covered in gold rings"

Dell : "You know who that is, dont ya?"

Trigger : "Sounds like Jimmy Saville"
They'll probably edit this out of any future re-runs!
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They'll probably edit this out of any future re-runs!
Yup. That Savile tosser has a lot to answer for
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Funnily enough, I was listening to an interview on BBC Radio Lancashire two weeks ago and the discussion was about modern comedy compared to that from the 60's through to the late 1990's. Specifically, they were discussing certain moments in OFAH and other shows which can no longer be shown for various reasons (Del refers to someone as a Paki in one early episode), as well as whole shows or episodes from shows which can no longer be re-run (It Aint Half Hot Mum in particular was discussed).
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