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Old 26-10-2012, 01:47 PM
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What do you prefer astroturf or grass?
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Old 26-10-2012, 01:52 PM
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It happens three times that I can recall in OFAH. Always edited out now, but not on the DVD's. All three times referring to shops.

The 'funniest' time (IMHO) it was mentioned was when they knock up the air raid shelter. Towards the end, the three are discussing what life would be like after a nuclear attack if they were to survive.

Granddad says somehting about there being no animals, no plants and there'd be nothing to eat...

Del says "There's bound to be a little paki shop open somewhere."
This one was on TV in the last couple of weeks unedited.
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Old 26-10-2012, 02:04 PM
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This one was on TV in the last couple of weeks unedited.
Brilliant! I hate it when they cut that line.
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Old 26-10-2012, 02:23 PM
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Old 26-10-2012, 03:25 PM
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One of the most memorable scenes for me was when Del was on his own in the pub at the end of Rodney's wedding reception, with Holding Back the Years playing.

Pure pathos, and a rare insight into Del's hidden loneliness. Brilliant writing.
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Old 26-10-2012, 03:41 PM
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Old 27-10-2012, 05:52 AM
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Old 27-10-2012, 05:56 AM
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Old 27-10-2012, 10:33 AM
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Old 27-10-2012, 01:30 PM
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Why oh why though did they feel the need to produce the last set of (IMO terrible) episodes?

They had the perfect ending, with the perfect line "This time next year we'll be BILLIONAIRES!"
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Old 28-10-2012, 10:25 AM
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Oh this is so easy, whats the name for a female swan
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Del- its a bic
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Old 28-10-2012, 06:59 PM
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Old 29-10-2012, 06:22 AM
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malibu n tonic
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Is that our car phone i can hear Rodney?

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Old 29-10-2012, 07:53 AM
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Old 29-10-2012, 08:10 AM
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