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Old 05-04-2018, 07:39 PM
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Brewdog's bar in Clerkenwell, where I once had a few beers with Slimbloke H, is about to go cashless.
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:20 PM
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My local changed hands about a month ago and the new G'vnor has had problems replacing the card machine for the pub. He is losing custom hand over fist from the university students who simply don't carry cash.

What would you estimate the average cost of a pint of Guinness in London to be, Oliver?
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:32 PM
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My local changed hands about a month ago and the new G'vnor has had problems replacing the card machine for the pub. He is losing custom hand over fist from the university students who simply don't carry cash.

What would you estimate the average cost of a pint of Guinness in London to be, Oliver?
I can't remember the last time I ordered a Guinness, so absolutely no idea. I would hazard a guess at £4.50-£5.00 in a traditional pub in the suburbs, maybe 50p to a pound more for central London, but that is just a wild guess.
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Old 09-04-2018, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 06:58 PM
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:29 AM
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As a clue the generator has a petrol cap on the top
OK, it just looked like a big battery to me.

How would I know. Only been an engineering manager for 10 years.
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