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Old 05-04-2018, 07:39 PM
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Brewdog's bar in Clerkenwell, where I once had a few beers with Slimbloke H, is about to go cashless.
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:20 PM
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My local changed hands about a month ago and the new G'vnor has had problems replacing the card machine for the pub. He is losing custom hand over fist from the university students who simply don't carry cash.

What would you estimate the average cost of a pint of Guinness in London to be, Oliver?
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Old 05-04-2018, 08:32 PM
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My local changed hands about a month ago and the new G'vnor has had problems replacing the card machine for the pub. He is losing custom hand over fist from the university students who simply don't carry cash.

What would you estimate the average cost of a pint of Guinness in London to be, Oliver?
I can't remember the last time I ordered a Guinness, so absolutely no idea. I would hazard a guess at £4.50-£5.00 in a traditional pub in the suburbs, maybe 50p to a pound more for central London, but that is just a wild guess.
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Old 09-04-2018, 10:23 AM
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:09 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 02:14 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 03:25 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 05:49 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 06:35 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 06:46 PM
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Old 09-04-2018, 06:58 PM
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Old 10-04-2018, 02:29 AM
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As a clue the generator has a petrol cap on the top
OK, it just looked like a big battery to me.

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Commonly referred to as a suitcase generator.

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Old 17-04-2018, 07:49 AM
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Old 17-04-2018, 10:39 AM
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It refers to Blind drunk.
I've always wondered that, why didn't he call himself Blind Drunk Eagle?
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Old 17-04-2018, 12:18 PM
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I've always wondered that, why didn't he call himself Blind Drunk Eagle?
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Because it wasnít anything to do with being pissed maybe.
little AL threw me a red herring!
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