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Old 01-02-2005, 09:46 AM
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Shock Record Late New Signing!
I have heard from a 'reliable source' that we have indeed made a RECORD SIGNING!!!


Yes it is official, after weeks of speculation, Jordan gave the 'OK' for Dowie to bring in extra staff to help out with the Coffee, Tea and Scones trolley in the break room.

Dowie has decided to bring in 'Maude' as extra cover and feels that the signing can only bolster the refreshment squad for the lads during the week:

Official Stats:

Name: Maude
Club: Palace
Position: Trolley pusher (up front!)
Previous club: Gala Bingo
Fee: £4.50 per hr
Age: 87
Attributes: Can make "The best scones this side of Croydon"


May I wish Maude all the best for her new career at the club!
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:48 AM
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Re: Shock Record Late New Signing!
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Official Stats:

Name: Maude
Club: Palace
Position: Trolley pusher (up front!)


We all know that Maude isn't the Trolley pusher, that'll be the mods.
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:51 AM
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We all know that Maude isn't the Trolley pusher, that'll be the mods.
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Re: Shock Record Late New Signing!
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Fee: £4.50 per hr
SJ and wages. You wouldn't believe it. Minimum wage is £4.85 p/hr
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:56 AM
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Re: Re: Shock Record Late New Signing!
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SJ and wages. You wouldn't believe it. Minimum wage is £4.85 p/hr


good thing she doesn't have an agent...
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Old 01-02-2005, 09:58 AM
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Does she get a bonus for every box of PG Tips she sells on top of her take home?
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Does she get a bonus for every box of PG Tips she sells on top of her take home?


no but the club makes 5p a minute on every call to order more biscuits
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Old 01-02-2005, 10:11 AM
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I take it that this signing is to bring more experience to the current catering staff, as opposed to being a long-term investment...?

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Old 01-02-2005, 10:13 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Shock Record Late New Signing!
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good thing she doesn't have an agent...


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