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Old 10-02-2017, 01:39 PM
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Seagulls Culls After Brexit

Some good news for a change. After brexit seagulls will not have the protection of the EU. Therefore we can start culling them. British law protects gulls but allows them to be killed if they become a health risk That should cheer up the Brighton fans
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:40 PM
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They keep the Messerschmidt at bay. Needed more than ever after Brexit.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:43 PM
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Can we start with that nonce Hitler...then Londoner as a good start?

Oh...its the bird species and not them
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Seagulls are B'stards, make no mistake. (or rather Herring Gulls). Why Bill Oddie thinks they should be protected is beyond me. They are vermin with wings and are vicious
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Can we start with that nonce Hitler...then Londoner as a good start?

Oh...its the bird species and not them
I would prefer them to the Bird species, actually. And can we cull that vile Eagle Eater, as well - Nasty troll
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I would prefer them to the Bird species, actually. And can we cull that vile Eagle Eater, as well - Nasty troll
Have to disagree with you on the first bit mate...I don't feel the urge to stamp on one the birds every time I see one. Yep, him too, forgot about that tw&t...although you don't see that so often....hibernates for years when the going gets tough.
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Is funny. Put 50lb fishing line up on flight paths. They look like sycamore leaves spinning from above.
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Have to disagree with you on the first bit mate...I don't feel the urge to stamp on one the birds every time I see one. Yep, him too, forgot about that tw&t...although you don't see that so often....hibernates for years when the going gets tough.
He's been back recently and he is pretty unpleasant - The usual type of troll really. Gives it out big time and then when he gets anything back, resorts to getting quite abusive - Even had a go at Wigman. the one of the few decent away posters
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When I lived in East Sussex, they would come inland when stormy. Stupid thing to do.
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Some good news for a change. After brexit seagulls will not have the protection of the EU. Therefore we can start culling them. British law protects gulls but allows them to be killed if they become a health risk That should cheer up the Brighton fans
How do you work that out, herring gulls have been removed from the General Licence, so Brexit won't make any difference whatsoever.
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How do you work that out, herring gulls have been removed from the General Licence, so Brexit won't make any difference whatsoever.
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OK how about "complete bollocks"?

Any better.
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It's not "complete bollocks" you just need to make sure they neck a pint of vinegar after eating the laced bread and then perform a vigorous trampoline routine.
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It's not "complete bollocks" you just need to make sure they neck a pint of vinegar after eating the laced bread and then perform a vigorous trampoline routine.
They'd still just - admittedly impressively - projectile vomit their stomach contents out.

They may even fly backwards, forced by the frothy stream la a mintos and Diet Coke experiment which would be pretty cool.
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FFS, alright then. You've got to drill a hole through the top of their skull and tape their beak shut.

It's all sounding like hard work.
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