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Old 29-07-2008, 08:43 PM
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Coronation Street Discussion Thread

I think its about time that we had a dedicated Coronation Street thread.

This is partly inspired by Blanche's virtuoso performance in last night's episodes and also by the 'Most Annoying Character in a Soap' thread in GCC.

Will Vernon and Liz get back together?

Is Ken really gay?

When will it emerge that Steve spent a drunken night with Becky?

Will nasty John win back Fiz?

Is Dev about to get a proper storyline?

Discuss it all here please (and no other soaps please - Corrie is the daddy).
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Old 29-07-2008, 08:52 PM
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Did Mr Swindley ever marry Miss Bishop by the way?
Going back a bit but yes, I believe he did but he turned out to be a bigamist.
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Correct. It is Very crap.
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I have a visceral hatred of all soap operas.

All part of the "Metro" mindset - if that isn't an oxymoron.


I would replace Coronation St & the like by programmes appealing to men / a general audience (well let's face it if you are a heterosexual man with an IQ of 110 / a gay man with discernment, as opposed to a shallow mincer, it doesn't appeal)

For starters reshow Brideshead... the Jewel in the Crown, Morse, the Sweeney etc.
Or with the 2 award winning films ITV Plc was involved in the production of in 2006 - the Wind that Shakes... & the Queen.

PS Martin "Doc Martin" Clunes should be stoned to death.
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we're 6 months behind here, but going back further, what happened to the original builder from the 70's who had a thing going with the broad who looked a bit like liz taylor?
and wots this about boring boring boring ken being gay?
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we're 6 months behind here, but going back further, what happened to the original builder from the 70's who had a thing going with the broad who looked a bit like liz taylor?
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Pretty sure he turned out to be a nonce in real life.
but what was his name, and hers too?
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jiggly beer jugs?
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but what was his name, and hers too?
Len Fairclough.

Here he is on a Len Fairclough thimble.

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and her name was Pat?
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He should be shot for that.
That was Ernest Bishop, her first husband. He did the finances for 'Baldwin's Casuals' and was shot dead in a wages snatch in the mid-late 1970s.

Interestingly, the bloke that shot him would turn up again a few years back as a Born-Again Christian who befriends Emily. He was also 'hanging out the back of' Eileen for a bit *shudders*.
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