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Old 27-02-2005, 10:26 AM
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And Cricket
"why didn't that man hit the ball with his bat then? I thought he was supposed to hit it"

"well, he didn't hit it because he didn't like the look of the ball."

"that's stupid"

"hmmmmm.."

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Old 27-02-2005, 10:32 AM
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Old 27-02-2005, 10:33 AM
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Old 27-02-2005, 10:37 AM
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Old 27-02-2005, 10:40 AM
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Old 27-02-2005, 10:54 AM
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My DH say's I have to tell you about the time we worked together and we were all drawing names out of a hat for the sweepstake for that year's European cup.......when I announced to the whole office that I only wanted to take part if I could have Brazil !!

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Old 27-02-2005, 10:58 AM
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oh, OK then - I told a group of lads in a pub how I thought Rugby Union was internationals and League was League.

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Old 27-02-2005, 11:05 AM
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now I bow down on rugger myself, as I know the sum total of bugger all about it
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Old 27-02-2005, 11:06 AM
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My Mum used to travel up to London now and then to visit my brother at the weekend. She used to tell me how they'd had a lovely lunch in an Italian place called "Allbarone". Only when I moved to London did I realise they had been eating in ALL.BAR.ONE

Also came home once and she said the remote for the TV had broken - she was repeatedly pointing the phone at the TV and pressing "1".
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Old 27-02-2005, 11:22 AM
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Juat after she moved from Wales to Mancland...
"I've just worked out where the Manchester Ring Road goes"

In Portsmouth...
"Is this a marina or a place where they park boats?"

In a supermarket buying eggs...
"Look it MUST be a dozen it's got 15 written on the box!!!"
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Old 27-02-2005, 11:24 AM
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Old 27-02-2005, 11:25 AM
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In a supermarket buying eggs...
"Look it MUST be a dozen it's got 15 written on the box!!!"
You just can't fault logic like that Neil!
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Old 27-02-2005, 11:48 AM
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She's blonde!!!
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Old 27-02-2005, 12:31 PM
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Gave my neighbour a jump start last week. She put on a huge pair of gloves. Fair enough, it was very cold.
She: 'Aren't you going to wear gloves?'
Me: 'No, I don't really feel the cold that much.'
She: 'Oh, it's not the cold, I just don't like the big shock you get when you touch the leads together!'
Me: 'You don't want to touch them together!'
She: 'Not even to check there's some electricity in there?'
She's divorced, and I'm beginning to wonder if her ex might have told her something in the hope of getting rid of her!
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my missus has come up with some crackers lately.

[pointing to boiling kettle]"what's in there?"

[watching Middlesbrough-Chelsea on MoTD]"are Manchester the ones in red?"

and the rest I've forgotten right now this second. But she's excellent at using the wrong word in a statement to make it sound completely ridiculous, and not realising it. Do I dare question it? Not usually. Unfortunately she also doesn't like being told she's wrong.
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Old 27-02-2005, 12:56 PM
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Jeez, don't get me started trying to explain cricket to my girlfriend....... I going to take her to a Twenty20 game, in the attempt the actually seeing a game, she might understand what is going on, rather than not getting my head round what I'm trying to explain about when one team is in, trying to get the other out, so they go in....
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Female 1: I saw a great film the other day starring Tommy Lee Miller.
Me: Who? There's a Tommy Lee Jones and a Johnny Lee Miller, but no Tommy Lee Miller.
Female 1: One of them anyway. It was about South Africa.
Female 2: That's Mississippi Burning.
Female 1: Yes that was it.
Me: But that's about Mississippi. In America. And neither Tommy Lee Jones nor Johnny Lee Miller is in it.
Female 1: Oh right. (Pause) Which one is married to Pamela Anderson?
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