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Old 10-05-2006, 12:05 PM
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Girl at work.

A girl who sits opposite me in my office keeps wearing really short skirts with no knickers. When she sits opposite me i can see everything and im sure she's doing it on purpose and keeps making suggestive comments to me. I dont want to cause trouble for her but my wife works in the office next door and if she finds out she'll do her nut. how can i suggest to this girl that she wear something more appropriate and stop being so suggestive. I know some guys will think im in a dream position but its not pleasant for me as the novelty has worn off. Any suggestions on how I can deal with the situation.
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:07 PM
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:08 PM
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:10 PM
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Maybe looking up the skirt and seeing whats there reminds him of seaweed fans.
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Re: Girl at work.

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A girl who sits opposite me in my office keeps wearing really short skirts with no knickers. When she sits opposite me i can see everything and im sure she's doing it on purpose and keeps making suggestive comments to me.
Yeah, it's awful when this happens.
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I would inform your manager as this situation could get well and truly out of hand.

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Re: Girl at work.

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A girl who sits opposite me in my office keeps wearing really short skirts with no knickers. When she sits opposite me i can see everything and im sure she's doing it on purpose and keeps making suggestive comments to me. I dont want to cause trouble for her but my wife works in the office next door and if she finds out she'll do her nut. how can i suggest to this girl that she wear something more appropriate and stop being so suggestive. I know some guys will think im in a dream position but its not pleasant for me as the novelty has worn off. Any suggestions on how I can deal with the situation.
Your at work and your complaining about this? I'd be getting into work early everyday if that was the case!
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I would inform your manager as this situation could get well and truly out of hand.

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Re: Girl at work.

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A girl who sits opposite me in my office keeps wearing really short skirts with no knickers. When she sits opposite me i can see everything and im sure she's doing it on purpose and keeps making suggestive comments to me. I dont want to cause trouble for her but my wife works in the office next door and if she finds out she'll do her nut. how can i suggest to this girl that she wear something more appropriate and stop being so suggestive. I know some guys will think im in a dream position but its not pleasant for me as the novelty has worn off. Any suggestions on how I can deal with the situation.
If you want more advice, you really should think about getting a mod to change the thread title to - 'Girl at my work keeps wearing no knickers'.
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