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Old 24-08-2006, 10:22 AM
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catty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the world
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:24 AM
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Ok, I'll post a problem myself. Since news of my impending singledom leaked out last week I've had 3 offers of 'consolation' including 1 from a guy I've had a thing for for years. I keep finding myself saying no. Am I weird?


play the field for a bit just meet a few people drinks etc. don't go overboard witht the first guy you meet rebound relationships can be a nightmare
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:31 AM
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:32 AM
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Doesn't too much wanking send you blind?


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Old 24-08-2006, 10:37 AM
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catty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the world
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play the field for a bit just meet a few people drinks etc. don't go overboard witht the first guy you meet rebound relationships can be a nightmare



I haven't been on the pull in 10 years
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:43 AM
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I haven't been on the pull in 10 years


Practice on Friday. You will have the elegible bachelors of Carshalton there.


And if your luck is really in it may also be The racehorse singles night
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:46 AM
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Practice on Friday. You will have the elegible bachelors of Carshalton there.


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Old 24-08-2006, 10:48 AM
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:50 AM
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catty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the world
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*cough* and Wallington.


I'm so not on the pull on Friday I'm afraid. Will be drunk & poss teary, but not on pull. & PLEASE keep my phone away from me. Last Friday I decided it was a good idea to phone people just to tell them I was never going to sleep with them
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:53 AM
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I'm so not on the pull on Friday I'm afraid. Will be drunk & poss teary, but not on pull. & PLEASE keep my phone away from me. Last Friday I decided it was a good idea to phone people just to tell them I was never going to sleep with them


oops

Aha but you didnt call me woo hoo

but you havent got my number so if you dont call tomorrow night i'll know all's well
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:53 AM
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I'm so not on the pull on Friday I'm afraid. Will be drunk & poss teary, but not on pull. & PLEASE keep my phone away from me. Last Friday I decided it was a good idea to phone people just to tell them I was never going to sleep with them


We will be phoning Mick, Chocky and Maidstoned on Friday though
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:54 AM
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I'm so not on the pull on Friday I'm afraid. Will be drunk & poss teary, but not on pull. & PLEASE keep my phone away from me. Last Friday I decided it was a good idea to phone people just to tell them I was never going to sleep with them


You didn't phone me
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:56 AM
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catty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the worldcatty was playing in the snow, was banging on the doors; climbed up on the roof, the roof of the world
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:57 AM
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Sorry but I am officially never having sex again
The women of Britain seem to have decided the same for me too.
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Old 24-08-2006, 10:59 AM
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The women of Britain seem to have decided the same for me too.



LOL poor molly
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Old 24-08-2006, 11:23 AM
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Old 24-08-2006, 11:24 AM
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Sorry but I am officially never having sex again

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Old 24-08-2006, 11:25 AM
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Old 24-08-2006, 11:26 AM
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Off to the nunnery with you.
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Old 24-08-2006, 11:28 AM
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