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Old 02-04-2008, 08:50 AM
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ManUre aren't a football club, they're a circle jerk.

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Old 02-04-2008, 09:52 AM
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Moan Utd are [edit] [edit] and can [edit] [edit] [edit].

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That's actually a tautology, along the lines of "All bachelors are unmarried men". The notion of "wankers" is implicit within "Manchester United" so that if Manchester United are A and wankers are B, then in logical terms we can say if A then B, or

A => B

The variable of Christiano Ronaldo (C) playing doesn't make a difference, since Christiano Ronaldo is part of A and therefore as we know is B.

so ((A v C) => B) <=> ((A v C) => B)

While it's been many years since I did any logic, and christ knows I could have got some of my symbols wrong, the inalienable fact remains that Manchester United are WANKERS
Undeniable logic.

Manchester United are wankers.
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I don't think I'm given to outrageousness but, IMO, Manure is the one club that we should all hate without reservation. I honestly cannot understand how any Palace fan can say anything nice about Manure ever.

The whole Cantona/Crerand incident is, I believe, the single greatest crime perpetuated against our club. (The only thing that comes close is the "business" done by Terry Venereal duing his Goldberg stint when he flogged all our assets cheaply for his cut of the transfer fee before bringing in a herd of donkeys on the books of his family agency.)

Honestly, saying Manure play nice football is like saying Hitler made the trains run on time.
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Old 02-04-2008, 10:32 AM
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Is Keown saying

a) Did your mother sleep with a horse?
b) Be honest, she's not proud of you is she
c) WANKER!!!!
d) all of the above

It was just c, WANKER. Keown may be stupid, but he knows full well what an ugly **** he is too

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Old 02-04-2008, 10:48 AM
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Indeed.

Look at Gerry Queen's post, duly quoted above.

He's arguably one of the most level headed and even handed posters on here.

He also concludes that they are wankers.

W-A-N-K-E-R-S

Make no mistake.
Steady now

But surely the only even handed fans must come from Man U ?---and all because they are such WANKERS
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Does anyone else think that the current BBC headline, that they attribute to Ferguson, of 'SEMI'S WITHIN GRASP' is quite amusing?
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You have to say, looking at the line up, Roma never really stood a chance did they?

Roma: Doni, Cassetti, Mexes, Panucci, Tonetto (Cicinho 69), De Rossi, Aquilani (Esposito 76), Taddei (Giuly 59), Pizarro, Mancini, Vucinic.
Subs Not Used: Curci, Antunes, Ferrari, Brighi.

Booked: Pizarro, Mexes.

Man Utd: Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 34), Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 55), Wanker, Wanker, Wanker (Wanker 84).
Subs Not Used: Wanker, Wanker, Wanker, Wanker.

Booked: Wanker.

Goals: Wanker 39, Wanker 66.

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Worth repeating beef.


Wankers.

And yes Manchester United are fukkin wankers, from their John McCririck lookalike owner, to their red nosed alcoholic manager, right down to their horrible Sky Sports brainwashed "fans"

Wankers one and all.
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Working at the car wash yeah! Wanker
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Ronaldo is a joy to watch.
Is this the same Ronaldo who so many people (and some of them Man Utd 'fans') never wanted to see play in our land again following his cheating against England in the World Cup? What short memories some people have. He wasn't a joy to watch that day, he was a disgrace.
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i thought Liverpool were bigger wankers!
Even if you think Liverpool are 'bigger' wankers that surely means you also think Manchester United are wankers.

Which is what this thread is all about!

Manchester United are wankers.
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Is this the same Ronaldo who so many people (and some of them Man Utd 'fans') never wanted to see play in our land again following his cheating against England in the World Cup? What short memories some people have. He wasn't a joy to watch that day, he was a disgrace.
.. and a wanker.
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