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Coronation Street Discussion Thread
I think its about time that we had a dedicated Coronation Street thread.
This is partly inspired by Blanche's virtuoso performance in last night's episodes and also by the 'Most Annoying Character in a Soap' thread in GCC. Will Vernon and Liz get back together? Is Ken really gay? When will it emerge that Steve spent a drunken night with Becky? Will nasty John win back Fiz? Is Dev about to get a proper storyline? Discuss it all here please (and no other soaps please - Corrie is the daddy).
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Did Mr Swindley ever marry Miss Bishop by the way?
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wherever did the rovers return football team go? Real Walford would have beaten them easy!
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Going back a bit but yes, I believe he did but he turned out to be a bigamist.
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The wisdom of my wife: "Use a plate! I've hoovered in here today, you cock!" "Don't be a Gay all your life!" "Does that mean our children will have monkey's skulls?" "I don't want to inhale your urine!" "Have you farted into a sponge or something?" "You absolute pretentious ballsack!" "You're a hairy, gay, Special Needs tramp!" "Oh Google your own fat, flabby arse!" |
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Corrie is Crap.
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Blasphemy! ![]()
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Correct. It is Very crap.
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very very crap
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He should be shot for that. |
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I have a visceral hatred of all soap operas.
All part of the "Metro" mindset - if that isn't an oxymoron. I would replace Coronation St & the like by programmes appealing to men / a general audience (well let's face it if you are a heterosexual man with an IQ of 110 / a gay man with discernment, as opposed to a shallow mincer, it doesn't appeal) For starters reshow Brideshead... the Jewel in the Crown, Morse, the Sweeney etc. Or with the 2 award winning films ITV Plc was involved in the production of in 2006 - the Wind that Shakes... & the Queen. PS Martin "Doc Martin" Clunes should be stoned to death. |
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I bet Liz gives good head, although not as good as Gail. I bet she is a right dirty cow in bed
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Ask the man standing here with Julie Waters ![]() |
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we're 6 months behind here, but going back further, what happened to the original builder from the 70's who had a thing going with the broad who looked a bit like liz taylor?
and wots this about boring boring boring ken being gay?
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Anyone ever noticed the red and blue Palace poster in the corner of the Rovers Return?
That Rosie has very jiggly jugs too. |
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Pretty sure he turned out to be a nonce in real life. |
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but what was his name, and hers too?
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jiggly beer jugs?
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Len Fairclough. Here he is on a Len Fairclough thimble. ![]() |
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and her name was Pat?
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That was Ernest Bishop, her first husband. He did the finances for 'Baldwin's Casuals' and was shot dead in a wages snatch in the mid-late 1970s. Interestingly, the bloke that shot him would turn up again a few years back as a Born-Again Christian who befriends Emily. He was also 'hanging out the back of' Eileen for a bit *shudders*.
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