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Old 28-02-2006, 08:57 AM
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Things i learnt on holiday

if you are swimming with a turtle and you poke it and try and grab it's fins it will bite you and swim away very fast Wasn't me that did it BTW

TeamGeist this is the theme word for the world cup i leanrt from a very nice but boring German with the sexiest girlfriend in the world. It means team spirit but sort of encompassing more like we are all a team and supporting football together

no matter how good your tan is you can still burn

the hot decking where you burnt your foot 5 minutes ago will still burn you if you stand there again

Jelly fish are poo !

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Old 28-02-2006, 09:20 AM
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Jelly fish are poo !
I learnt this last summer. I got stung and then had to wee on the affected area to soothe it.
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Old 28-02-2006, 09:28 AM
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I learnt this last summer. I got stung and then had to wee on the affected area to soothe it.
That is the worst excuse I have ever heard for a golden shower
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Old 28-02-2006, 10:28 AM
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That is the worst excuse I have ever heard for a golden shower
Especially as he was stung on the lips
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I learnt this last summer. I got stung and then had to wee on the affected area to soothe it.
Too much detail.............whheeyy too much detail.
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Old 28-02-2006, 11:21 AM
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Especially as he was stung on the lips
It was my arm.......honest!
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It was my arm.......honest!
whatever, if any girls are around i got a jellyfish sting that needs soothing
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