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Old 09-08-2002, 06:17 PM
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Facts of the Day

Just got a new book called "The book of Useless Information" and it has some amazing facts, such as The Barnacles' penis is the largest of any animal in comparison to its body".

But my favourite fact so far is that "The formula for Coca-Cola was invented by pharmasist John Pemberton"

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Old 09-08-2002, 06:19 PM
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You are right. I realised as soon as I put the thread up.
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Old 09-08-2002, 07:55 PM
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Old 26-04-2017, 05:35 PM
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Old 26-04-2017, 06:10 PM
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Steve Irwin died 11 years ago.
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Old 28-09-2017, 09:04 PM
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Hannah Arterton is prettier than Gemma Arterton
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Old 28-09-2017, 09:15 PM
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Hannah Arterton is prettier than Gemma Arterton
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Old 28-09-2017, 09:27 PM
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Hannah Arterton is prettier than Gemma Arterton
I notice they're both developing webbed eyes. It must be like one of those gothic family afflictions you see in film and literature. I can image an old matriarch in the family urging them both to matrimony before it takes over and renders them 'an ineffable myopathy surpassing all mortal damnation'.
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Old 30-09-2017, 11:37 AM
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The actress who plays Michelle Fowler in Eastenders sang the Red Dwarf theme song
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Old 30-09-2017, 11:49 AM
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The horse that won the 1789 Epsom Derby was called Skyscraper.
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The newest one
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Tuppence Middleton is prettier than both Pippa Middleton and Kate Middleton
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Tuppence Middleton is prettier than both Pippa Middleton and Kate Middleton
Only, she is prettier than neither. Fact.
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Only, she is prettier than neither. Fact.
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