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Old 25-01-2000, 10:36 PM
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what is people funniest moments while surppoting palace, mine is the last minute own goal against birmingham last season i was laughing all the way home.

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Old 25-01-2000, 10:57 PM
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Mine was when Darren Pitcher stamped on Lee Bowyers head (twice!) in the Play-offs.

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I've had so many laughs at Palace games over the years,but two things that have REALLY cracked me up in the last few years are- when Leif Andersen somehow managed to kick the ball into his own face aginst Leeds in the cup (you really had to see it to believe it),and when the Stockport long throw "expert" took about 5 minutes wiping the ball and waving players into position,took a long run up, and then threw the ball upwards and behind him into the underside of the Arthur Wait roof-even some of his team mates were pi**ing themselves.

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That boob by Kasey Keller for Palace's 4th goal at the New Den about 4 seasons ago.
Think it was a (very) weak overhead kick by Ndah that Keller somehow contrived to steer into the net.

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Can't remember the exact game but Jackson rolled the ball out to Doris on the right who expertly killed the slow moving ball dead and looked up to select a target for his intended pin point accurate long range pass. He then proceeded to completely miss the stationary ball and ended up flat on his back.

Pure class, and if my memory serves me correctly he was player of the year the following season!

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Old 27-01-2000, 09:47 PM
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How about the game against Oldham where the ball boy picked the ball up whilst it was still on the pitch? About 4 years ago. I think Palace were 1 or 2 nil up at the time but Oldham were laying siege and this little boy just picked the ball up as it span away towards the touchline.

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what is people funniest moments while surppoting palace, mine is the last minute own goal against birmingham last season i was laughing all the way home.

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That boob by Kasey Keller for Palace's 4th goal at the New Den about 4 seasons ago.
Think it was a (very) weak overhead kick by Ndah that Keller somehow contrived to steer into the net.

I was there and enjoyed it immensely - I've watched that season's video review loads of times and that goal always makes me LOL

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Old 29-01-2000, 04:16 AM
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Yes, i agree, Birminghams own goal. I was up the top, just waiting for final whistle so i could leave asap, and everyone was just shouting, "GET IN" when the ball started flying over his head.

I didnt go, but saw the Ipswich own goal, that was quite funny aswell.

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If you're talking about off the pitch antics too, it doesn't come much funnier than Rory's makeover in the Cherries just last Saturday.

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When we played Liverpool in the League cup Semis a few years back, my Brother and I went drinking up West for the afternoon before staggering our way to Selhurst.
Anyway during the second half yours truly needed the loo so I went bounding up the stairs and deciding not to walk down the ones at the back into the stand ... I lept off the top step and promptly knocked myself out on the concrete beam across the top of the entrance.
It wasn't funny at the time ... well for my brother and mates it was bloody hilarious.


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I know this thread should be about funniest moments on the pitch, but the most I've ever laughed at Selhurst was watching this really p*ssed bloke coming back to his seat from the toilet. He was sitting near me, roaring drunk when he decided he needed a wee wee. When he came back he thought it would be best to try and walk along the old wall that's still in the middle of the Arthur Wait instead of disturbing everyone and making them get up. He wobbled & wobbled along that wall and it was so obvious what was going to happen. He picked up speed, still trying desperately to keep his balance, then flew into the first three rows of people in front of the wall, and the confused expression on his face as he just lay there on top of people was effing hilarious.
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Off ther pitch, it has top be when I took my brother Russell to QPR a few years ago. He was about 13 or 14 at the time and I got him roaring drunk. On the train on the way, he was told off by a copper for punching the train roof. He had it in his head that he was being watched from then on. More beers later in the Springbok, we made our way to the match, only to have him stumble on the kerb, turn round to me and say "look after me Al, I can't even walk now!!"

Not funny to you lot but bloody hilarious to me!!!


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Ipswich at home this season. Own goal being announced as the scorer by Rob Fox and Rob Shouting "Own" and the crowd shouting back "Goal".

Can't remember the team, it was in the 70's. But an away side lined up on both sides of the tunnel to sarcastically applaud the ref off (who had given every decision in favour of Palace) and the ref then booking the lot of them.

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Had to be Jeff Hopkins classy strike against Millwall in 1989. From thirty odd yards, noone near him, anywhere on the pitch to aim at, yet sticks it brilliantly over Suckling's head into the net. Wasn't quite so funny at that exact moment but seemed hilarious come the end of the game and a 4-3 win.

Close second was the Blackburn play-off 2nd leg, also '89, when a weak ball towards the Blackburn goal saw not two but three defenders collide together, all three of them missing the ball. The ball carried on merrily just past the post. Class.

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Gazza1 - unless this happened twice, it was as far back as 1962, in the 2nd round of the FA Cup against mighty Mansfield. We were given a dodgy penalty in the last minute to draw. It didn't help much, as the replay went 7-2 to them.

Any match including Andersen has to be in the funniest incident category. In his last match, against Leeds, he stood still while a Leeds player launched himself at the ball, but hit Andersen instead (Leif hadn't realised that football includes anything to do with a ball, so was looking the wrong way). The Leeds player went down concussed: Andersen looked as if he hadn't noticed, and probably hadn't.

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That boob by Kasey Keller for Palace's 4th goal at the New Den about 4 seasons ago.
Think it was a (very) weak overhead kick by Ndah that Keller somehow contrived to steer into the net.

Definitely the goal by Ndah against Millwall. I actually kind of missed it because I was so sure Keller was going to pick it up I had already turned to start speaking to my mate about Ndah's attempt at a bicycle-kick!
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Going up in 1989 we beat Walsall, who were well on the way to relegation, 4-0 (and it should have been fourteen).

We were on the Holmesdale and right in front of us a Walsall defender was attempting to shepherd the ball out for a goal kick, not realising a team mate had touched it.

Meanwhile another Walsall player, realising it would be a corner, tried to keep it in.

The pair then stuggled manfully with each other until the ball finally crossed the line after which the first defender was made aware of his error in no uncertain terms.

On the subject of long throws I remember an FA Cup tie with York in the early 80s when one of their players attempted to power the ball in but followed through too hard. The ball banged into the pitch about two feet in front of him.

QPR losing their tempers completely in this year's visit to Selhurst was also classic stuff.

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