Well done ladies , a bit better but lacks some finesse

You lot must have been reading your dictionaries instead of watching your games, probably more exciting though. well done les for messing with my posts, takes a lot of thought to do that, are you head honcho now,you and dave had a lovers tiff then. never mind you can always go back to your football,oh sorry watching your unelegant players pump unthoughtfull long balls fwd. We may have had to quote you 'a poor season' but we are a joy to watch. Football is about entertainment and even if our entire 11 were from timbuctoo that is the name of the game not watching 11 donkeys with the touch of a 20 stone hooker giving a hand job like your pathetic lot. Aparantly forsell was brought back cos the concrete boots at palace were pulling his hamstrings. Might do you thehonour of popping in tommorrow as I obviously give you a chance to deflect you anger over your lame broke team. A public service I am. Cheerio

[Benny B Block]

Ambrosetti
Deschamps
Lambourde
Cuducini
Sutton
Casiraghi

These waste of spaces give the wage bill one hell of a beating!

[Mat ov CPFC]

Originally posted by Passing Chelsea on 05-30-2000 09:01 PM
Football is about entertainment

Sorry PC but football is NOT about entertainment. Cinema is entertainment, Theatre is entertainment, but supporting a football team is about much, much more. It is about loyalty, it is about identity, it is about integrity, it is about 101 other things but being entertained is not one of them. Yes, it is great when you watch a skillfull match but that is a bonus not a reason. Perhaps the reason you seem to provoke so much anger on here is that by being a Chelsea 'follower' you seem to represent all that many real football fans despise. As a serious question why do you support Chelsea ? Is it just because they play 'entertaining football ' or where you born in the Chelsea area ? Fine if you want to come up with some smart arse answers but these are serious questions and I would be interested in your responces.

[SIKO]

No Mat, in all probability passing wind is probably nowhere near Chelsea, in fact as with most Chelsea fans, if things go tits up he is likely to follow his Icon Mellarse back to Fulham, or support his other local team Manchester Utd.
I love hearing his comments, your gay you are, I imagine his next one will be "my brother is bigger than yours"
So passing wind, you are proud of your club are you, and are you proud of the supporters, one of whom publically slags off foreign players, or the rest of them who sit there looking all dejected after they have won the FA cup. Mats right, its about passion, and getting behind your team even when things are bad.
So any other things you want to bring up PC, perhaps Im gay, or perhaps I fornicate with animals, or perhaps I hang around school gates, whoops we dont want to use that last one do we Passing Wind, thats a bit close to home isnt it. You never know Mr Bates might hear me say that and put me on the coaching staff at Chelsea



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When Mellor decides he doesnt want anymore kids, please let me perform his vasectomy!

[Steve M]

but we are a joy to watch

Well, I have seldom seen anything as soporific as the FA cup final this year.
I'd rather see a bit of passion any day.

(By the way: what has reading dictionaries got to do with anything? Given the level of your own vocabulary, I suspect that you're still reading 'Ant and Bee go Shopping')

[Gavin Axten]

Come on lads don't confuse the poor soul by using such long words as close,home & school.See Passing Chelsea football is about supporting your team through thick and thin not just because they have millions to spend and win the odd trophy. My whole family are Chelsea supporters except me who was brought up closer to Palace, my old man used to go to every Chelsea home match up until the late 70's but turned to Palace due to arseholes having rucks in and around the ground.He once told me my Grandfather years ago turned red with rage when being told Chelsea had signed a Scotsman saying "If they can't find 11 decent players within 10 miles of Stamford Bridge they may as well give up" god knows what he would say now!!! I wonder if you would still be supporting Chelsea if they had been through what Palace have the last few seasons???Doubt it somehow. Hearing from so called supporters like you makes me glad I support Palace and did not go to Chelsea with my father when I was younger. Nice easy option isn't it to attach yourself to a team than wins a few things???

[Oisin]

Mr Chelsea,

In future please confine your musings to one topic as they do not constitute new threads. This makes it easier for other bbs members and administration. I have left this, your most recent thread open and shut the others which I presume you have finished with. Thank you and have a nice day.

[Justin]

Always makes me laugh when i see Chelsea banging on about how big their club is. Think it was in 1994 when Chelsea reached the Cup final and it became "fashionable" to support Chelsea. What was the attendance at Stamford Bridge for a league game against Soton three days before the final. Ah yes 12,000 odd. How very loyal!!

[eagle mart]

Ignore him, he's just a ******* **** .

Sorry did I just go down to his level?

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
--Henny Youngman

[PeterH]

Interesting point Justin, the Croydon posse
and bothered supporting them then.

Ok , a serious answers to a previous serious questions.

1.Chelsea is one of my nearest geographical teams however When I was young and beginning to be interested in footy one of the 1st games I watched was the 1970 fa cup final. I decided to support the winner of that year's cup. Now if any of you idiots spout on about that , why do you support your team ,some logical grown up reason I suppose like 'My retarded father did as well'
2. i come into this site mainly to wind you up for my entertainment although the fuc**rs who come back with 'Passing wind etc etc har har har have the inspiration of a single celled amoeba.
3. The tosser who said football is not about entertainment, well that is crap. yes its about passion and all that and nobody is more passionate about their club than me ,but dickhead think. if it is not entertaining how would it attract youngsters to start watching and participating. If it wasn't they would end up doing a poofs game like cricket. I acknowledge that winning is the main thing and i was disappointed with the fa cup final quality but come on that was 80% down to villa.
4. yes yawn yawn ,I know we have a lot of fgners but they are loyal to us (so far)i.e. Zola , Dan , Robbie to name a few ,with one exception Laudrup who had personal problems .
Other prem teams deserve far more sh*t than us like newcastle and west ham who flooded this country with 2nd rate fgn buys, Yes it is a shame that more uk players arn't in the premiership but maybe we oughta wake up and realise we are a 2nd rate football nation who have won one thing , at home ,in the sixties and yes it pains me to say that.

Finally 5. All palace fans are tossers and queer, there back to my old self

[Addo Eagle*]

If anyone needed further confirmation that Chelsea fans are the biggest bunch of w*nkers in football (scousers included), then this muppet has provided it.
Well said 'Mat ov CPFC', agree with everything you said. I'd much rather watch a flood blooded Simon Rodger tackle, than see that bald overpaid winging frog Leboeuf poncing around Stamford Bridge, anyday.

I would much rather watch us getting 15,000 loyal fans a week and be stuck with average (by Premier standards), but loyal and comittted players, then see CPFC sell out to the new trendy fans willing to pay £50 a game and see the team overun with overated, overpaid, greedy, disloyal foreigners like Di Matteo, Leboeuf & De Goey.

Another point, this Chelsea mug might have dig at '2nd rate foreigners' at Newcastle and Westham, but what have players like Melchiot, Lambourde, Babayaro, Di Matteo, Ambrosetti, Leboeuf, or Cuducini ever done to improve the PremierLeague??? Leboeuf alway whinging and lets face it most of your team only play for cfc fo he money. Players like Rodger, Linighan, Austin, McKenzie or Fan might not have the technical ability of zola or poyet, but at least they care for the club and put in 110%. I could'nt really imagineDesailly accepting none of his £50,000 a week wages if chelsea ev encountered financial difficulty.

[Steve M]

Can somebody please translate this guy's latest post into English? Is his strange dialect a result of Chelsea's having so many foreign players? I don't know who's more stupid: him or Mellor.
Passing Chelsea, how the hell can you afford to go to games? Surely no one would employ you. Perhaps you get some kind of mental disability benefit.

My retarded father

If there's anyone with a genetic predisposition towards retardation,it's you. Did your mother sleep with a baboon or something?

PC, you really ought to learn not to overuse the comma, or is this really the way you speak, just like all your boring Chelse mates, droning on and on down the pub, about how great all those Italians, French, Romanians, Liberians, etc. etc. are, so that nobody else can get a word in edgeways, until everybody else in the pub, those people who just went there for a quiet drink, have had quite enough of it, and what's more, all that crap you spout, you know, about Dennis Wise, and how great it was, you know, that he took his son up, when he went to collect the FA Cup, when Chelse won that great game, where all that great football was played, by a team full of overpaid continental imports, a real tribute to the showpiece of English football, champagne football, and yes PC, you can have a laugh at our expense right now, but at least we know how to use commas, and limit the length of our sentences, and how to use subordinate bloody clauses, and also how to use paragraphs.

In short, PC, if there is one plus about living on the other side of the world from beloved Selhurst Park right now, it's that I don't have to listen to boring ***** like you down the pub.

More 'illiterate Chelse longest sentence' threads when I get back home and remember my password (it's been a hard week)...

[Oisin]

Now I shall be truthful here, why not? In response to your last post (I have no wish to refer to others and they are not that memorable) I'll raise a few points. To have watched the 1970 Cup final you must at least be a decade older than me. Fascinating. I honestly thought that you were about 14. Can you guess why?
Why should I care what team you support or the motivation behind it? Would you be getting stick here if you didn't give it? A recurring theme here is a tirade of abuse from you is followed by a bit of abuse back. Then you act surprised you got it and become ultra defensive before a return to the mono syllabic Anglo Saxon words you love so much. Do you honestly think that your arguments are so strong that we are going to decide you have a good point and decide to follow Chelsea? Or that we will sit here and take mindless abuse when you are such an easy target? Even Andy Cole could score in a net that open.
You come to this site for entertainment? Well you have a different idea of entertainment to me. Fair enough. You certainly provide so much joy by being such an easy target. Do you realise how stupid you appear? Read back through your posts. You aren't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree are you? For all those who have argued that Chelsea fans are thick here is the living proof. The embodiment of the grazed knuckled meathead respondent in his new Wise 11 shirt. Let's all laugh at the educationally disadvantaged. I'm sure in real life you aren't like that but it is how you appear.
Passing a Chelsea isn't funny? I have seen very little evidence of wit from you. It's a pun, a play on words and it isn't that funny but compared with other posters you ain't that funny yourself. Jim Davidson man are you? Does the word poof raise a laugh? How about nick nick? That Gary Bushell sure speaks sense doesn't he? Those Eurocrats in Brussels are trying to take over our lives.
There is no point in you justifying yourself or your team because no one is concerned. You've never tried to debate and you are by far the least interesting and least intelligent away fan we have seen. Does that matter? Not one bit. That's what this forum is here for. So we can laugh at the morons who have nothing better to do then slag us off. And we've all been having one hell of a laugh at you.

[Dodger]

Originally posted by Passing Chelsea on 05-31-2000 08:43 PM
Other prem teams deserve far more sh*t than us like newcastle and west ham who flooded this country with 2nd rate fgn buys, Yes it is a shame that more uk players arn't in the premiership but maybe we oughta wake up and realise we are a 2nd rate football nation who have won one thing , at home ,in the sixties and yes it pains me to say that.

Maybe if clubs like yours didn't continue to consistently looked abroad for new players then english players may get more of an oppurtunity to prove themselves. Was it Michael Duberry who was forced out of Chelsea due to foreign imports?

Finally 5. All palace fans are tossers and queer, there back to my old self

Well done, once again you prove your intelligence and ability to debate real footballing matters.

[le piddler]

Well passing chelsea, if the blues were one of your nearest geographical teams and not the NEAREST GEOGRAPHICAL team, why did you choose to support them????? Not because they were in the 70 cup fianl & you fancied jumping on the bandwagon??? Where do you originally come from then???
On one of your earlier postings you mentioned a great season in europe, would this be in the so called champions league (5-1!!!where we found out just how over-rated english football & chelsea really is) where teams like yourself can qualify by finishing 3rd in their respective leagues?? I'm sorry but I thought this was meant to be the champions league not some crappy exhibition league, which masquerades for the old european cup.
Basically if you can't come up with anything decent ot topical just f**k off back to the chelsea sites & spend your time with the rest of the glory-hunting part-time maggots.

I havnt posted on this site for ages (getting sick of all the crap flying about) but i must say that the return of Mr Passing Chelsea has brought me out of retirement.

I like Osin am amazed thet this guy remebers the 1970 final, and I would guess from that statement that he must be at least 35!!

This guy is special (cos his parents are retarded!) my guess is that he spends most of his time on the net to make up for his empty life, he probably downloads shed loads of porn to feed his habit.

I wouldnt be surprised if he picks up 18/19 yr old girls & tries to take advantage of them, even though he is old enough to be their dad.

All in all PC you are one sad bloke & the fact that you are old enough to know better does nothing to enhance your reputation on this board.

[Jacko]

Oi, Chelsea. Your (lost)threads almost amused me until you had a totally unnecessary pop at cricket. Takes more guts to play cricket than footy - but I'm sure you are well used to balls bouncing off your chin.
Middle please, ump.

[Ash]

Originally posted by Jacko on 06-01-2000 01:21 PM
I'm sure you are well used to balls bouncing off your chin.
Middle please, ump.

Get in, Jacko. Fantastic.