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Old 17-11-2011, 01:30 AM
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Ladybird rape dilemma

I noticed a couple of ladybirds going at it in my bathroom just now and left them to enjoy their moment.

But I was shocked to see when I returned that the 'receiving' bug was trying to run away whilst her callous attacker still pummelled away like a piston engine.

As a responsible member of society am I obliged to step in and rescue the damsel in distress, or should I be like those people in nature documentaries who stand by and let nature run its course so as not to upset the karmic balance?

I know and trust that the BBS will know the correct path.

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Old 17-11-2011, 02:14 AM
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Old 17-11-2011, 02:15 AM
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What's a Ladynird?

Is that like a ladybird that's into computers and train spotting?
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Old 17-11-2011, 02:23 AM
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What's a Ladynird?
you have to look closely, but you will see that they're wearing anoraks.
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Old 17-11-2011, 03:11 AM
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Ladynirds are computer animated ladybirds.
This tells me that the OP created this scenario on his computer for self-pleasure purposes.
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Old 17-11-2011, 10:06 AM
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Point of order, ignoring the nird bit.

The female of the species is a Ladybird
The male of the species is a Geezerbird.

Similarly, the male of the species is a peacock and the female is a peac**t.
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Old 17-11-2011, 10:09 AM
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Off topic, but I was watching The Simpsons last night and Prof Frink was called a nerd.

He thanked the person that had thrown the insult and told them that he considered it to mean 'not even remotely dorky'.
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Old 17-11-2011, 11:17 AM
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All ladynirds should be shot.
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Old 17-11-2011, 11:33 AM
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Nah, gas 'em like badgers.
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Old 17-11-2011, 11:44 AM
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Old 17-11-2011, 11:45 AM
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What's a Ladynird?

Is that like a ladybird that's into computers and train spotting?

Yep. And covered in spots.
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Old 17-11-2011, 11:47 AM
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Old 17-11-2011, 12:06 PM
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I'd check the one running away is actually female. You may find the other ladybird is not just a rapist, but a Brighton supporter.
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Old 17-11-2011, 12:08 PM
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The keyword here is LADY, it's a pair of lezzas. Put a male stag beetle in with them, that'll cure 'em.
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Old 17-11-2011, 12:21 PM
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The keyword here is LADY, it's a pair of lezzas. Put a male stag beetle in with them, that'll cure 'em.
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Was the male ladybird swigging from a can of John Smiths?
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Old 17-11-2011, 12:24 PM
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All ladynirds should be shot.
wtf. Thats a bit harsh
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Old 17-11-2011, 12:28 PM
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Yes,a few notes:
I am using a Kindle, and have trouble with the bittom row, which is too far to the left.

I suppose I could have appealed to a mod to change the title, but even if they do, they mormally leave it a few days to demonstrate their power over our fates. and James even has the gall to reinvent the rules of punctuation rather than merely edit his post.

The victim in question was an orange ladybird. I have decided that orange ladybirds are henceforth to be known as ladynirds, thereby establishing a method for them to be distinguished from their more common red counterparts, and also sparing me from having to admit my mistake, 'James style'.

Anyway, it would appear that all is well, as both of them this morning are resting side by side, indicating that last night's incident must have been nothing more than kinky sex play.
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Old 17-11-2011, 06:06 PM
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Dare I asked if you were aroused during this nature study, and that it wasn't the male ladybird who was doing the chasing but your good self?
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