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Old 17-11-2011, 06:54 PM
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You want to keep your orange ladybirds, as they feed on mildew.
Or orange ones in your house might be a sign that you've not been ventilating your bathroom well enough
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Old 17-11-2011, 07:08 PM
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Were they proper, old-fashioned black-spots on red wings ladybirds, or those foreign red-on-black sorts?
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Old 17-11-2011, 08:16 PM
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Is that your best chance of a threesome just flown out the window??
Not necessarily. My ex-girlfriend was a twin, so threes-up kinkiness has always been part of my life, and my wife now is a naughty nurse.
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You want to keep your orange ladybirds, as they feed on mildew.
Or orange ones in your house might be a sign that you've not been ventilating your bathroom well enough
Yes. We do have a number of them in the bathroom, we are all probably going to die.
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Old 17-11-2011, 08:17 PM
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Were they proper, old-fashioned black-spots on red wings ladybirds, or those foreign red-on-black sorts?
Old fashioned, traditional ones, though obviously sexually deviant.

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Old 17-11-2011, 11:12 PM
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Not necessarily. My ex-girlfriend was a twin, so threes-up kinkiness has always been part of my life, and my wife now is a naughty nurse.
We clearly need pictures to back these claims up.
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Old 17-11-2011, 11:17 PM
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Not necessarily. My ex-girlfriend was a twin, so threes-up kinkiness has always been part of my life, and my wife now is a naughty nurse.
Really? What time you leave for work in the morning?
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Old 18-11-2011, 01:24 AM
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maybe one ladybird had an engine failure and the other was trying to give him a push start ? the VW beetle is a ladybird in french 'coccinelle'
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Old 18-11-2011, 02:38 AM
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I noticed a couple of ladybirds going at it in my bathroom just now and left them to enjoy their moment.

But I was shocked to see when I returned that the 'receiving' bug was trying to run away whilst her callous attacker still pummelled away like a piston engine.

As a responsible member of society am I obliged to step in and rescue the damsel in distress, or should I be like those people in nature documentaries who stand by and let nature run its course so as not to upset the karmic balance?

I know and trust that the BBS will know the correct path.
Should have at least tugged one off while watching them for old times sake
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Old 18-11-2011, 02:22 PM
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Well, the two main protagonists have disappeared, leaving the other one who was watching like a sinister voyeur, on his own.

I decided on a path of non-intervention, which I think all in all was the right decision.

At no point was I tempted to bash one out.
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Old 18-11-2011, 02:46 PM
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I'd check the one running away is actually female. You may find the other ladybird is not just a rapist, but a Brighton supporter.
Or it was lady-ladybird on man-ladybird rape.

Maybe she was a bit of a munter in ladybird circles and he'd sobered up.
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Old 18-11-2011, 02:52 PM
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Maybe he was a "Love you and leave you type."
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Old 18-11-2011, 06:02 PM
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I find this all quite disgusting. What next, badgers?
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Old 18-11-2011, 06:28 PM
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indeed, although i do really hate this saying. said it a few times in the real world and it just doesnt work. have to give it 'oh, sorry, dont worry, old joke'.. when a bbs'er would have chuckled... in the real world you just look odd, and if people do hear you initially, a bit sick!
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Well, the two main protagonists have disappeared, leaving the other one who was watching like a sinister voyeur, on his own.

I decided on a path of non-intervention, which I think all in all was the right decision.

At no point was I tempted to bash one out.
Correct decision.

Interfering with nature may have caused a tsunami in Asia or so tje theory goes, or something.
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Maybe he was a "Love you and leave you type."
I would have thought going all Pet Shop Boys with a badger was a very, very bad idea.
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I find this all quite disgusting. What next, badgers?
Ooops. Quoting error. I was replying to this and have now ruined my joke
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I find this all quite disgusting. What next, badgers?
Badgers? In a bathroom?

Nah.
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