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Old 05-05-2016, 05:10 PM
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:40 PM
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He is campaigning for ladybirds with blue spots on red and then change our nickname and badge.
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Old 05-05-2016, 05:45 PM
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I find this all quite disgusting. What next, badgers?
No but I found a couple of bees rutting on our patio windows this morning.
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Two grasshoppers landed on my kayak in the middle of a lake, and proceeded to do the dirty with each other. I hasten to add that I was a captive audience as opposed to a captivated one. They went at it for a long time so I felt obliged to take photos of them for my collection of insect porn
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Old 12-05-2016, 11:31 PM
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Two grasshoppers landed on my kayak in the middle of a lake, and proceeded to do the dirty with each other. I hasten to add that I was a captive audience as opposed to a captivated one. They went at it for a long time so I felt obliged to take photos of them for my collection of insect porn
As long as they were over 18?

Grasshopper anal cream pie. Shoot your load on my thorax.
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Old 05-11-2016, 10:58 AM
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They're back again (although most likely not the original ones), congregating in their orange hordes in the corners of my bathroom.

Let the turf wars, gang sex and mayhem begin
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They're back again (although most likely not the original ones), congregating in their orange hordes in the corners of my bathroom.

Let the turf wars, gang sex and mayhem begin
You lead a very exciting life!
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Swarms of them have been cascading against the back of the house, probably have about 200 of them in the bathroom alone, with the main orgy taking place in the upper left hand corner of the room
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Swarms of them have been cascading against the back of the house, probably have about 200 of them in the bathroom alone, with the main orgy taking place in the upper left hand corner of the room
No good without pictures!!
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Swarms of them have been cascading against the back of the house, probably have about 200 of them in the bathroom alone, with the main orgy taking place in the upper left hand corner of the room
Can you observe this activity clearly thru your magnifying glass?
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Point of order, ignoring the nird bit.

The female of the species is a Ladybird
The male of the species is a Geezerbird.

Similarly, the male of the species is a peacock and the female is a peac**t.
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