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Old 24-05-2002, 08:21 PM
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Reasons to dislike Sweden
it's easy enough with Argentina, Germany, France, etc. but we need to get some motivation for England's first game. I was just trying to think of stuff that I could say to bad mouth the Swedes and I couldn't come up with anything. And before you say Abba or Ace of Base, you can't deny the durabilty of a Swedish pop melody. And the chef from the muppets was cool.

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Yeah swedes taste like crap !!
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Old 24-05-2002, 08:28 PM
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Their country is nicer then ours! I hate them - even if its just jealousy!

Plus Ulrika shagged our national hero - well he is up until the world cup anyway!

Plus they got Graham Taylor the sack!
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I have just returned from doing a couple of shows in Sweden.
My loyalties are torn ! When you see the women up there
football pales into insignificance - sorry....
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I met them in France in 1998 and they're a top bunch of lads.

Good luck to them I say.
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Dammit, i think i found a fair dinkum reason !!!


"you sit on the fence,no good netural undecisive kinky birch switching, free fornicating, roll mop munching, cant make up your mind whether it's dark or not, good looking b....dards"

err i tried !
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Looks as though my fears are justified. They may well be the least dislikeable bunch on the planet.

Although I asked some bloke here at work in America if he could come up with anything and he informed me of a baddy Swedish wreslter called Tor Johnson, known in the wrestling world as the, Super Swedish Angel.

Evidently he was in a B-movie called The Beast of Yucca Flats and he "was so obese at this point in his life, a team of stagehands tugging ropes were required to hoist him up and down sand dunes. The non sequitur packed voice-over narration plays like a ransom note, as though someone snipped a sentence here, a word there, threw them all up in the air and then pasted them onto the page: "A man runs. Someone shoots at him. Progress."
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Looks as though my fears are justified. They may well be the least dislikeable bunch on the planet.

Although I asked some bloke here at work in America if he could come up with anything and he informed me of a baddy Swedish wreslter called Tor Johnson, known in the wrestling world as the, Super Swedish Angel.

Evidently he was in a B-movie called The Beast of Yucca Flats and he "was so obese at this point in his life, a team of stagehands tugging ropes were required to hoist him up and down sand dunes. The non sequitur packed voice-over narration plays like a ransom note, as though someone snipped a sentence here, a word there, threw them all up in the air and then pasted them onto the page: "A man runs. Someone shoots at him. Progress."

Don't stop there! Tell us the rest!!!!!
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Plus Ulrika shagged our national hero

Who? Stan Collymore !!!!!!
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Who? Stan Collymore !!!!!!

Yep, hes gonna be the first black James bond.
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well, i went out with a swede for a long time... and when it ended, i hated her and everything she stood for.. including Sweden itself. But it's a nice place, bit cold and expensive.. but nice enough.

There are no real reasons to hate it, sorry!

The Norway idea sounds fun though,... small town in Norway, you're just a small town in norrrrway...
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