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Old 28-03-2012, 02:46 PM
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Dougie Freedman, whose ability to annoy Sam Allardyce is excellent.

Sam Allardyce, who's a twat.
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Old 28-03-2012, 02:56 PM
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I keep getting told on here to "keep shitting out of my minge" and by more than one person - biologically impossible I tell you.
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Old 28-03-2012, 02:57 PM
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Old 28-03-2012, 04:06 PM
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Sick. For example, "Messi is a sick footballer". It just doesnt make sense.
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Old 28-03-2012, 04:44 PM
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Not really words, but misused expressions:

"weak from the chaff"

"for all intensive purposes"

"could care less"

Also, I know plenty of Americans who say they did something "on accident". Hope that doesn't spread to the UK.
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Old 28-03-2012, 05:04 PM
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Old 28-03-2012, 05:29 PM
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A couple of my friends have had prostate problems which they refer to as prostrate.

I didn't like to correct them as I felt they had enough to worry about.
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Old 28-03-2012, 07:23 PM
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A couple of my friends have had prostate problems which they refer to as prostrate.

I didn't like to correct them as I felt they had enough to worry about.
Wise - I'm not sure they'd have taken that lying down.
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Old 28-03-2012, 07:26 PM
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Wise - I'm not sure they'd have taken that lying down.

How would they take it then?
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Old 28-03-2012, 07:44 PM
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Itch / scratch... I had to itch myself. No you didn't!


And also 'hotting up ' - no. Heating up, buffoons.
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Old 28-03-2012, 11:05 PM
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I know a lot of morons who cannot physically say specifically and say pacifically. (try saying that when ur pissed lol)
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Old 28-03-2012, 11:33 PM
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A couple of my friends have had prostate problems which they refer to as prostrate.

I didn't like to correct them as I felt they had enough to worry about.


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Wise - I'm not sure they'd have taken that lying down.


You never know they might have pissed themselves
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Old 28-03-2012, 11:55 PM
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People who say that they will "try and do something"

Unless they're telling me that they will try to do something and then proceed to use a further, different verb then they really should bloody well be telling me that they're going to "try to do something"!
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Old 29-03-2012, 04:24 AM
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One that is pertinent to football: pressing.

People use it to mean 'increasing the pressure', as in "we started poorly but we've been pressing for the last five minutes and forced a few corners".

What it actually means is the defensive team putting pressure on the opposing team, particularly the player in possession of the ball. So, for example: "people often say Harry Redknapp is tactically weak, but he set his Spurs side up to constantly press Swansea high up the pitch, to counter their possession game".
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