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Old 27-04-2012, 12:37 PM
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Egypt's 'Farewell intercourse law'
This has to be a wind up but there are lots of reports coming out about a new law in Egypt that allows you to slip you dead spouse one for up to six hours after they pass away.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/world-...e1-846951.aspx

http://english.alarabiya.net/article...25/210198.html

But how does "a woman also too had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband" work??
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:48 PM
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Wait until rigor mortis sets in?
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:50 PM
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Wait until rigor mortis sets in?

Does that hoist one's petard, so to speak?
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:52 PM
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Wouldn't have thought so but it would surely help with staying power.
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:58 PM
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thats a dead bad idea.
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Old 27-04-2012, 01:01 PM
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What would change or be the difference ?
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I read this the other day. Bit weird if you ask me. I guess it's to cover the guy who decides to have a quickie in the morning and then realises the wife passed away during the night. Says a lot for their sex life before.
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Has anyone yet made the 'necrophilia is dead boring' joke?
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Has anyone yet made the 'necrophilia is dead boring' joke?

No, how does it go?
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I would imagine that even in this situation the wife would still give me the cold shoulder when i tried it on.
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