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Old 27-04-2012, 12:37 PM
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Egypt's 'Farewell intercourse law'

This has to be a wind up but there are lots of reports coming out about a new law in Egypt that allows you to slip you dead spouse one for up to six hours after they pass away.

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But how does "a woman also too had the same right to engage in sex with her dead husband" work??
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:48 PM
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Wait until rigor mortis sets in?
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:50 PM
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Wait until rigor mortis sets in?
Does that hoist one's petard, so to speak?
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:52 PM
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Wouldn't have thought so but it would surely help with staying power.
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Old 27-04-2012, 12:58 PM
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thats a dead bad idea.
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Old 27-04-2012, 01:01 PM
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No need for inane chatter afterwards. Heaven.
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What would change or be the difference ?
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Old 27-04-2012, 01:02 PM
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Could you get a stiffie ?
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I read this the other day. Bit weird if you ask me. I guess it's to cover the guy who decides to have a quickie in the morning and then realises the wife passed away during the night. Says a lot for their sex life before.
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Has anyone yet made the 'necrophilia is dead boring' joke?
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Would give rise to more open caskets.....
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I thought this was legal.
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Has anyone yet made the 'necrophilia is dead boring' joke?
No, how does it go?
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Are you allowed to move her to the top of the washing machine or tumble dryer first?





Actually on second thoughts she wouldn't be able to turn them on for you would she.
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Old 27-04-2012, 01:30 PM
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I would imagine that even in this situation the wife would still give me the cold shoulder when i tried it on.
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