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Factoid of the day
Ok, third time's a charm I guess.
I hear the average adult creates half a liter of gas per day, resulting in 14 gaseous emissions. Since women don't fart (or so I'm told), that means men must take up the slack and produce 28 gaseous emissions each per day. This seems awfully low production, or am I just a fart machine?
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Poor thing. Aren't you getting enough attention or something?
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You're a fart machine, end of thread! ![]()
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Damn! Another dud thread from the maestro of dud threads
![]() I thought farts were hilarious. oh well, back to the drawing board
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new fact:
The tin can was invented eight years before the can opener
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Good job tin cans stop food going off then.
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Leeds have the 4th highest season ticket prices in the country. The only teams with higher prices are, Liverpool, Chelsea and Arsenal.
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Farting is an art.
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Older fact: Although preservation of food using tin cans had been practiced since at least 1772 in the Netherlands, the first can openers were patented only in 1855 in England and in 1858 in the United States. ![]()
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How about this nugget for today: The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchstick
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Seeing as matches and lighters were both invented before the cigarette then your latest factoid is demonstrably wrong mrgins. ![]()
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A good shit is better than a bad ****
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Superman was a Catholic priest:
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How about if I say the lighter was invented before the match? That ok?
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Here's a fact for you all.
On average, a giraffe sleeps for only 30 minutes a day, and according to most zoo experts, the 30 minutes are split into 4 naps, lasting on average 8.5 minutes each. This is the lowest amount of sleep required by an mammal. How's that? |
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Factoid for Monday:
Every time Beethoven went to compose some music, he'd pour ice water over his head
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Factoid for Tuesday:
Of all known dog breeds, the greyhound has the best eyesight. Sorry Rat Dog!
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If there are multiple universes where all possibilities are realised, does Robert Frost's The Road Not Taken still have any validity? |
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Another fact about our long necked friends!
Giraffes eat on average 75 pounds of food a day, typically Acacia leaves, as that is their favorite! This isn't surprising, as they spend 16 to 20 hours of their day eating! |
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