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Old 10-05-2012, 12:18 PM
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So he wants a man to take a post as he believes they will be the best person for the role but they have to wait 4 weeks for them to take up the role?

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How desperate are the Ken arse lickers getting!!

Oh and imagine the carping and whining from the likes of Edman if they had walked straight into the roles
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Thats it he ****ed up the whole job cause of that. I just looked out the window and London hasn't collapsed yet.
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Well done everybody who contributed toward the useless self-serving oaf landing a second term in office.

It didn't take him long to f**k up this time did it? You'd think he'd have some idea after four years in the job.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17987792

Hopefully he'll do something to avert a bus strike during the Olympics, but no doubt there'll be plenty to fill this thread with London facing another four years of stagnation.
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Old 10-05-2012, 01:14 PM
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Ken's figure has been put into storage at Madam Taussads.

Perhaps they'd lend it out for the weekend...

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How desperate are the Ken arse lickers getting!!

Oh and imagine the carping and whining from the likes of Edman if they had walked straight into the roles

Ken arse-lickers? What a load of utter bollocks.

Livingstone is political history, a shame, but I've got no argument with that.

I saw through Rupert Murdoch and his slimy tactics the best part of two decades ago.

Sometimes the world just takes a while to catch up, but it will.
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And hey, some of you seem rather sensitive about this. Don't worry, your boy is in for the four years. Relax!
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They could call it 'Bed Ken'
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Sounds like a typical posting from a desperate socialist who's party put the UK in serious debt after 13 years of lousy management - God preserve us from the moronic socialist brigade.
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Never fear Bob Crow will crush him .

Talk of driverless tubes a week into the new - this is going to cause WW3 with Mr Crow isnt it?

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