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Just had my heartbroken in the worst possible way... seriously...
Imagine how bad it can be and probably magnify it by ten... honestly that is how it happened. Promise that's how it happened!!!
OUCHHHHH!!!! About to make a 7 hour journey by foot home... from her house... wish me luck ![]() |
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Don't get lost.
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"They will always have this. They will always have those two exquisite moments of silence. No matter what happens against Watford at Wembley, no matter whether they make it to the promised land, the night when the Amex Stadium fell quiet will enter into Crystal Palace folklore, into legend." "Those who suppress freedom always do so in the name of law and order" - John V Lindsay. WATCHING FOOTBALL IS NOT A CRIME. ACAB. |
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Have a safe journey mate and chin up. Given the avg person walks at just over 3 mph, you now have 20+ miles to plan your revenge or to tell yourself that she wasn't worth it anyway!!
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Use acid. They'll never find the body.
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Believe me when I say you have had a lucky escape! Women are evil.
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Just had my heartbroken in the worst possible way... seriously...
So there's a less serious way?
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U live & learn fella
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Hi miss selhurst
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hello Peter
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(Why register just to post that, and not that the world will end tomorrow, that all the cheese has gone, that Osborne has been revealed as a Chinese sleeper agent, that squirrels cause cancer or that beer is made from snails?)
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It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no. It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no. |
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Long distance relationships are always tricky
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It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no. It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no. |
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Take it it never reached the point where you got down on your knees? |
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A 7 hour walk... are you looking for sponsors?
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It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no. It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no. |
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Because their Miss Selhurst account got banned. |
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I hate long distance relationships. That’s why I moved the fridge into my bedroom. |
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http://cpfc.org/forums/showpost.php?...&postcount=213 If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? |
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There's an adjective missing fom PK's post before pensioners.
Suggestions welcome. I'll start with syphilitic
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