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View Poll Results: Which are you ?
I am a wiper 31 30.10%
I am a shaker 50 48.54%
I am a dripper 15 14.56%
moo 7 6.80%
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Old 30-06-2012, 06:17 PM
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Do you willy wipe after peeing?
Me never just shake it but apparantly some men do wipe
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Old 30-06-2012, 06:35 PM
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depends on what you think/hope might happen later that day
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Old 30-06-2012, 06:39 PM
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Don't be ridiculous.

Do you keep the wipes in your pocket, or do you not use urinals?

Big difference between home and out. If you're home and it seems your Mrs is in a good mood a quick wipe or indeed blot is only polite
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If the bathroom has the required facilities, ie curtains, then yes.

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Do you keep the wipes in your pocket, or do you not use urinals?

Maybe they wipe it with their hands and then wash them
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When's it coming up?
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