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Old 05-08-2012, 08:27 PM
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This is funny, but it shouldn't be! LOL
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:30 PM
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Please note he's Canadian, not American!
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Please note he's Canadian, not American!


Yeh, but God's an American.
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Oh, another anti-religion thread from the BBS's own Religious Bore.
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Yeh, but God's an American.
don't blame us for the "real" god!
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Oh, another anti-religion thread from the BBS's own Religious Bore.
well don't tell me you agree with this kind of preaching!
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SE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised Land
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Oh, another anti-religion thread from the BBS's own Religious Bore.

It was posted actually in the spirit of defending people who get kicked in the face for no good reason.

However, you must have enjoyed the Pythonesque comedy of it all!
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could imagine this working with millwall fans for some reason...
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well don't tell me you agree with this kind of preaching!
No.

Nor do I think it's 'funny'.
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SE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised LandSE25 exile is dancing like John the Baptist, telling me you're gonna take me to the Promised Land
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well don't tell me you agree with this kind of preaching!

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Old 06-08-2012, 07:30 AM
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Then condemn it!
why?
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it is not a thread having a dig at religion but the fact some nutter thinks he can heal people by kicking them in the face.
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it is not a thread having a dig at religion but the fact some nutter thinks he can heal people by kicking them in the face.

Quite.
I certainly didn't see this thread as another anti-religious thread.
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Quite.
I certainly didn't see this thread as another anti-religious thread.

It is just Maz being Maz.
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