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telly tough guys who aren't that tough
ok Eagles,
We all know Steven Seagal is the real deal. But lets compile a list of hard men from Film & TV who look like they couldnt beat their way out of a wet paper bag. For openers, Roger Moore. His 1970's James Bond antics look like a fat, chain smoking, alcoholic middle aged bank manager in a light blue suit. I think he even kept his glasses on in some of the fisticuffs with his paper-tiger bad guys. Fight scenes for the chronicly bedridden. So, any more anti-heroes who made you smile ?
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Danny Dyer
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Dennis Waterman, complete wimp
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Unless its a woman he's confronting of course. ![]()
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Grant Mitchell can't even duff up a woman.
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Most of the women 'tough guys' are quite laughable when they throw massive blokes around the place
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That bloke in Watchdog who dresses up in black leathers etc to try and look hard and then goes to assignments on a big black mean motorbike but doesn't drive the thing. He has to sit on the passenger seat while some other bloke drives him. What a total wimp. If you want to try to look hard, at least drive the sodding thing. Woos.
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If he didn't keep emphasizing the point, I don't think I would have ever realised he was a 'hard' man ... complete wannabe |
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Ross Kemp has to be in there somewhere. Didn't that weirdly attractive evil ginger kick the crapper out of him ?
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John "Hannibal" Smith ... although he was a red hot aim with a cabbage cannon
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Elijah Wood - Green Street
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Martin Shaw and Lewis Collins of The Professionals.
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Yeah you mean he didn't fight back and kick the sh1t out of her,what a wimp ![]()
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Zippy, always giving it large on Rainbow, but I reckon he is nothing and Bungal could have him anyway.
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PC McGarry No. 452. Let's see him tackling some tooled up hoodie in Trumptonshire. Anyway, ended up he was found out to be a wanker and a nonce.
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The Driscoll Brothers (only fools & horses)
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Roger Cook
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