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stupid Questions to cpfc2010 that will never make it past the mods
For the games that must be policed seeing as the club are paying for their services have the club considered tasking the police with cleaning the holmesdale toilets ready for the half time rush rather than standing about watching the game.
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Can I borrow £5000?
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any £40 Umbrellas for sale at the club shop?
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Who is the longest in the shower?
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To Steve Parish - Are you playing "you know" & "club" bingo with the other owners to see how many times you can mention those particular phrases in every interview?
And can I have a go in your car please? (My first attempt was rebuffed on Palace radio) To Steve Browett - Please can you permit me unfettered access to your wine cellar? To Martin Long - Is it true that your actual surname is Short, but like 'Our Cilla' you were forced to change it to the polar opposite due to the acting skills of Martin Short in the Hollywood blockbuster Inner Space? Jeremy Hoskin(s) - Same question but the rumour that your actual Christian name is Bob. Has today been a long, good Friday?
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How can milky really be 31?
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Is Harry Monk really ITK?
Can we bring back "on me shed"? Why do the sprinklers always come on at half time just as the Crystals are starting their routine in their tight, skimpy, sexy outfits? |
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Can you do something about the smell?
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We don't all turn in to boring old farts Dave. Seems to be just you.
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When are we going to sign David Nugent?
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Milky
31
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Great thread. Keep 'em coming!
Hippo and Shark any minute now....
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Do penguins have knees?
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can you discuss Dougies transfer targets with us in depth?
when is a door not a door?
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Can you tell me who shot JR?
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Haha this thread is so funny - lets go for another funny question!
Can you charge £25 for an iPhone cover?! Oh - you do ![]()
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Who is the biggest w@*$er you've met so far within the football world
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Which of the Crystals would you leave your wife for?
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Is Jeremy Hoskings 'real' or is he actually an offshore bank account in Switzerland.
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