Enough of this, it's got to stop

I think it's about time you Charlton, Millwall, Wimbledon, and yes even you other Brighton fans stopped taking the p*ss out of Palarse. They're always telling us that they are a big club, and I've never believed them myself. But who can argue with their latest signing, which shows once and for all the ambition of the club. Andy Morrison, heroic reserve for Man City and more recently of Blackpool (currently languishing many places below Brighton, Morrison made to look a complete donkey by Zamora et al only weeks ago). When Alan Smith puts on the old M People CD tonight, he knows he can be proud.

I can see groovy Al with his headset on giving them feet a severe swing and a tap an all.

Fair play no more laughing at the Egirls. Lets talk to them about their footballing skills, they're long term ambition and who their next superstar signing will be, it ought to last up until .......

5ish ?

RUDDOCK and MORRISON at the back, mmmh, those First Division forward lines must be ****ting themselves.....

[eagle mart]

Originally posted by Kelvin Morton:
When Alan Smith puts on the old M People CD tonight, he knows he can be proud.

ROFL

I got bored of this forum but that cheered me up. As a footnote. its defensive cover for our Chinese fella whos playing in the Asian Cup.
Have you seen Soccer AM? Which players little box of tricks includes the Basil Fawlty Shimmy? They've dedicated a little offering each week just for the seaweed scum.

[This message has been edited by eagle mart (edited 10 October 2000).]

[Oisin]

I like pencils.

[Barney Gumble]

I do believe that he has signed on loan to us from the Prmiership, to cover for our Chinese international captain, Fan the Man. Yes Kelly, the premiership. A place we CAN sign players from, a place you can only DREAM about signing players from.

Eagle Mart, I see they named a move called the bus stop after that Bumtown player nobody has heard of. The fat b@stard had to stop to have a rest cos he got tired and ate too many pies. And he is a ginger nut. Perhaps Kelly you can ask your boyfriend Dan if collars and cuffs match.


Spanish, no I do not have any tools that need sharpening, I do not want to buy some lucky heather, I do not want my fence painting and I do not want to shag your sister. GO BACK TO YOUR CARAVAN IN MAKRO'S CAR PARK.

Don't book it, Tommy Cook it. (you Pykies won't get that will you)

'blasphmeous remark'

You managed till just gone 6pm !

Barney, You're not that pink dragon are you ?

And no I didn't get the Tommy Cook gag, please enlighten me, it obviously has nothing to do with football !

Barney mate, he might well be coming to you from a Premiership side, but up until a fortnight ago he was with Blackpool - currently residing in the 'Where Are They Now File' (err, down the bottom of the Basement).
He couldn't even stop us scoring twice! And you Palace fans know how crap we are, eh! I see Andy Linighan has fallen out with mobile phone arsewipe, Mr Jordan. Oh dear, how sad...

[arussell]

Don't know about anyone else but I just love it that this lot have nothing better to do than keep coming on the board of a club they all supposedly hate.

Bobby Zamora ? - don;t make me laugh - he;s some sort of loan reject from somewhere like Bristol Rovers if memory serves me.

How's Freeman - still running out of stamina after 10 minutes and letting his hair get in his eyes ?

Is the great "Warren Aspinall" still with you while we're on the subject of good players ?

Message for Eagle Mart:

The man, now dominating Soccer AM, to whom you are no doubt referring is the great Nathan Jones (cue Bananarama/Supremes) who is taking the p*ss on a weekly basis just now. Last week's effort was 'supreme' *ahem*. Against the thoroughly obnoxious Orient, he stopped dead, looked the full back straight in the eye, started tapping his finger pensively on the side of his face (which way, clown!), and then was 2 yards past him before the guy had moved. Shameless showboating from the top drawer. As you lot could fairly point out, hasn't been too much of that going on in the last 5 years.

[eagle mart]

If he carries on doing that (standing still, hands on hips etc.) he won't be playing much longer. Somebody will end his career. Its bad enough doing it on a sunday morning let alone in front of cameras.

Still you never mentioned his basil fawlty goose step. We were pissing ourselves laughing.

Absolute Quality, this lad Nathan Jones must be worth the entrance fee on his own. There can't be a football fan in the country that dislikes this kind of entertaimment. He may however be building himself up for a big fall, but who cares, he's entertaing all of us at the moment, thanks to soccer am. We need a few more Nathan Jonse's around that's for sure.