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Old 08-05-2013, 09:13 PM
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"Has anyone ever said you looked like someone famous"

"There's lovely innit, some say Frrrrrrreddie Mercury"

"What about Dracula?"

This exchange had me clutching my sides in agony from laughing. Every time he appeared on screen after that I was chuckling away. Excellent.


Clearly he modelled himself on Ray Reardon.
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Old 08-05-2013, 09:38 PM
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I love Dracula. His outfit for the Belgium jolly was sheer class.
Proper Del Boy look, was hilarious.

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Old 08-05-2013, 09:58 PM
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Old 08-05-2013, 11:19 PM
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Old 09-05-2013, 10:37 AM
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Taking an empty bottle and no sample, but of course they could smell it if they wanted to get the gist of the flavour..... hope Jason survives. The way he was winding "Napoleon" and "Dracula" up by undercutting them and offering "beer clips" as part of the deal was funny. The off the shoulder camel coat look is ridiculus. Has he remembered Liam/Neil's name yet?
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Old 09-05-2013, 11:01 AM
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Old 09-05-2013, 11:02 AM
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"Has anyone ever said you looked like someone famous"

"There's lovely innit, some say Frrrrrrreddie Mercury"

"What about Dracula?"

This exchange had me clutching my sides in agony from laughing. Every time he appeared on screen after that I was chuckling away. Excellent.
this is the guy with the fu**ed up eyebrows right?
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Old 09-05-2013, 11:59 AM
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I call him Frank Sidebottom.

Worryingly he came across quite well last nigth, aside from That Outfit in Belgium when he looked like The Count off of sesame street.
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Old 11-05-2013, 07:28 AM
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Old 11-05-2013, 08:11 AM
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I love Dracula. His outfit for the Belgium jolly was sheer class.
He really is rather bizarre.

In fact they all are. More so than the usual bunch of cretins they bring in.

I feel sorry for the posh fella as he seems like a nice guy but he is such a loser.
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Old 11-05-2013, 08:14 AM
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Have they got pictures of that gay dwarf cream pieing it yet? What a vile stupid tart she is, she is supposed to be in the top 16 young entrepreneurs? This stupid bitch who was married with a kid before this and her annoying voice should be in Big Brother having shit poured in her mouth so it goes to show just how buggered up this has become, if you think back to the first couple of series' with one or two lary nobends, it has evolved to just another show for tossers to try to find fame for doing piss all. Most of them are as thick as shit and complete wankers, so bet your bollocks that Sugar had his final 2 sussed out even before the last 16 were selected (mostly selected no doubt by the programme makers to make 'good' TV).



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I was on holiday last week so missed both shows but have just caught up with both including the You're Fireds. Some funny characters notably Dracula! Jason seems a bit odd almost like an actor put there just to disrupt, when they were negotiating price between 80 and 90 I don't understand why he suddenly piped up and offered a deal for 75. Out of all the candidates so far I find myself liking Rebecca, she's sold the most in both tasks so far but the other women, particularly Uzma, don't appear to have warmed to her. I get the impression though that it's where she's strong and pretty direct and they see her as a threat.
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Jason seems a bit odd almost like an actor put there just to disrupt, when they were negotiating price between 80 and 90 I don't understand why he suddenly piped up and offered a deal for 75.
Showing signs of being on the autistic spectrum, given his apparent inability to pick up on cues from team-mates etc. If so, it's going to be very hard for him to cope in this sort of environment, without pissing off those around him.
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Just watching tonight's episode and there was a lovely view across London. I was wondering if it was Crystal Palace Park in the foreground? Does anyone know if it was?
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