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Only just caught up with the beer one. At one point the boys go into a 'south London pub' and do a deal with a bloke who used to be a barman at the Grape and Grain. Nice guy. Palace fan too. But I couldn't place the pub. Anyone know where it was?
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Most of us will be sorry to see Sophie kicked out (did nowt except looked good), but when I saw her on 'Your Fired' she is 4 foot 2, so tiny and she was obviously sitting on one of the lad's flat pack high chairs in the boardroom to match the other girls' height above the table. Therefore anyone who still fancies her is NO BETTER than Gary Glitter. She looks like a 'love you long time' child bride who would need a whole roll of sellotape wrapped round her to stop her splitting while being nonce-nobbed.

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Showing signs of being on the autistic spectrum, given his apparent inability to pick up on cues from team-mates etc. If so, it's going to be very hard for him to cope in this sort of environment, without pissing off those around him.
I thought this as well, Asperger's or something. He would probably go on a date with someone and end up nicking her chips and squashing peas against the side of her plate like that wallychops did on that Undatables series.
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Only just caught up with the beer one. At one point the boys go into a 'south London pub' and do a deal with a bloke who used to be a barman at the Grape and Grain. Nice guy. Palace fan too. But I couldn't place the pub. Anyone know where it was?
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Can't believe he fired Sophie!

He should have fired Uzma for designing a commode for Davros and for having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
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None of the contestants in this series seem that up for winning or worried about being fired to me .
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Yes I think they would be more up for it if it was Big Brother. Most of them certainly are a thick as shit as BB housemates, especially the idiots who didn't know what a carrot was or called a cow a horse, then a dog. Alan Sugar is making a twat out of himself allowing the BBC to turn this into a joke more and more every year. Ex girl band desperate wannabe (businesswoman? [Pointy] chinny reckon), a token candidate who's a raving loony, the lad (GET IN YOU CAAAANT), and how is this utter slag in this, more dirt dug on this bucket minged trollop:

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Seriously Brian Belo or Joey Essex would piss on this lot every task, just by sitting in a corner of a room, picking their arses and eating it.

The transvestite had to go though, 'she' wasn't interested in this farm task because she's already got meat and two veg of her own.
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Last week's thickos added to this week by the scouse git who doesn't know the difference between inches and centimetres, which lost his team the task but the team leader never hauled him back in because he hates women. Glad the arsehole got fired. Arrogant prick.
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Last week's thickos added to this week by the scouse git who doesn't know the difference between inches and centimetres, which lost his team the task but the team leader never hauled him back in because he hates women. Glad the arsehole got fired. Arrogant prick.
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Last week's thickos added to this week by the scouse git who doesn't know the difference between inches and centimetres, which lost his team the task but the team leader never hauled him back in because he hates women. Glad the arsehole got fired. Arrogant prick.
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He came across like a sexist, arrogrant wotsit.....yep. Leah looked to undermine him at every turn right from the beginning as well though. I think both came out of it looking poor (at least she has been good in previous weeks)

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Two more complete twats gone last night in a double firing.

The self adoring nobhead scouser had to go (and hats off to his glow in the dark teeth that he's had done since filming). But how comes Natalie lasted as long as she did?

During the You're Fired programme she had the piss taken out of her about not knowing the difference between horses, dogs and cows, and she even brought in some old toys she had as a kid to defend herself. This wasn't funny, this was embarrassing and pathetic. This is 'THE APPRENTICE' not Big Brother's Little Brother - the final candidates used to be whittled down from hundreds of budding entrepreneurs. Obviously not the case now as they just seem to pick 2 or 3 potential winners who are decent businessmen and salespeople, then fill the rest of the places with mentalers and people like this woman who is clearly as thick as pigshit - absolutely clueless f**king idiot. Vanity is probably her only forté, that and a desperate TV wannabe who has been in a failed girl band.

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