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Old 28-01-2015, 07:15 AM
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What a lovely day........ For a colonoscopy

Just had my fist sachet no bubbling yet 😄
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Old 28-01-2015, 07:17 AM
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Just had my fist sachet no bubbling yet ��
Fist sachet? Don't they use a tube? Good luck.
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Old 28-01-2015, 07:21 AM
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Just had my fist sachet no bubbling yet ��
You will be sick of the stuff within hours and camping on the bathroom floor buttocks clenched feeling like all your insides are now outside your body. Hope all goes well though. hello ....er are you there ??
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Old 28-01-2015, 07:23 AM
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Had one before working from home today .... Well the bog prolly
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Old 28-01-2015, 07:24 AM
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You have my sympathy. The build-up is very unpleasant.
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I have crohns disease and have had a couple of colonoscopys. No they ain't nice. The sachets they give you, in my case picolax are not much fun. My colonoscopy woke me out of the anaesthetic I could actually feel it inside my body. It hurt. Good luck with it, hope you get the all clear for whatever they are fishing around for.

BTW if you are having an endoscopy as well tell them that you want the endoscopy first. They use the same camera.
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Old 28-01-2015, 08:53 AM
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Old 28-01-2015, 09:30 AM
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USing picolax
Allows you to shit through the eye of a needle. Do you know that you can eat jelly whilst on picolax? Doesn't leave solids in your system.
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Old 28-01-2015, 09:54 AM
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I quite like taking the sachets!!! No pain just the most amazing high powered arse gushes I've ever experienced!
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Old 28-01-2015, 11:13 AM
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And so it begins

I noticed that everyone has answered is "of an age"
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I have had 2 of these. My Dad's advice to me before my first one was "relax and think of it as an old friend shaking hands"
I did not enquire as to his friendship relationships
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Job done not pleasant had worse
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Good to hear and hope all ok.
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As an ulcerative colitis sufferer for the last 30 years, I've had a few of these. Taking Picolax makes for a fairly miserable day but the colonoscopy is fairly straightforward these days with sedation.

The first time I had it done years ago, it was the most uncomfortable experience of my life that I wouldn't wish on anyone.

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I actually fell asleep during mine - I think they may have overdone the sedation a bit. Then they got stuck trying to get round a particularly twisted bit that was why they were doing it - that woke me up rather suddenly!
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Many people catch themselves out.

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If you wish to avoid adding your story to the chronicles of the 'Ever pood yourself in public' thread, I suggest if you ever have to take laxatives that you ensure that you are prepared to stay in doors afterwards.
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