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Old 30-01-2015, 10:26 AM
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I actually fell asleep during mine - I think they may have overdone the sedation a bit. Then they got stuck trying to get round a particularly twisted bit that was why they were doing it - that woke me up rather suddenly!
That happened to me too. I woke up to the sound of groaning and thought what the hell is that? I quickly realised it was me.

It is a relative painless procedure generally and the worst part of it all is taking the laxative beforehand. I took a crossword book into the loo to keep me occupied!
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Old 30-01-2015, 10:48 AM
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I've got one coming up! blood in my urine.
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Old 30-01-2015, 07:11 PM
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Many people catch themselves out.

The laxative that the NHS provide, usually Klean Prep and Picolax, are, shall we say, very good at what the yare designed to do.

Some people seem to think that they will just encourage things along, and that they can take the laxative before quickly nipping to Sainsbury's. If you do this, you will shit yourself uncontrollably in the aisle.

If you wish to avoid adding your story to the chronicles of the 'Ever pood yourself in public' thread, I suggest if you ever have to take laxatives that you ensure that you are prepared to stay in doors afterwards.
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Old 30-01-2015, 08:43 PM
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Colon is about x10 easier than an endoscopy.
Took those laxatives and within an hour it was bum wee city.
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Old 30-01-2015, 08:53 PM
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Old 30-01-2015, 09:00 PM
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Had one of these and didn't find it too bad...

... then later had to have a camera up the jap's eye. DEAR GOD. I'll take 1000 colonoscopies over experiencing that ever again.
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Old 30-01-2015, 10:36 PM
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Old 30-01-2015, 10:38 PM
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I've got one coming up! blood in my urine.
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Old 30-01-2015, 11:03 PM
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Old 30-01-2015, 11:20 PM
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On the 13th I will no longer be a virgin...
What?? not even a cheeky finger ???
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Had one of these and didn't find it too bad...

... then later had to have a camera up the jap's eye. DEAR GOD. I'll take 1000 colonoscopies over experiencing that ever again.
I broke my ribs and pierced my kidney Could barely piss despite an over full bladder. At the insertion of a catheter down the one eyed snake, staff said it was the best eruption since Old Faithful in 1875.
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What?? not even a cheeky finger ???
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Going for the spit roast of an endoscopy/colonoscopy treat in a couple of months.
I asked the (well fit) doctor if I could be knocked out for it. "Believe me it's better for both of us", she replied.
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I had the colonoscopy bit of that. Errrrm it was great . . . . but only because I was sparko and knew nothing about it. Both the Docs were smiling suspiciously when they had finished but fortunately neither were smoking a cigarette with that satisfied smile.

Sorry uncalled for and I suspect I just put you right off it now Good luck!
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