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Old 10-04-2015, 05:29 PM
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Going for the spit roast of an endoscopy/colonoscopy treat in a couple of months.
I asked the (well fit) doctor if I could be knocked out for it. "Believe me it's better for both of ush", she replied.
Had same a few years back. Felt like a bird who'd been picked up by Premiership footballers. Not pleasant but sedation helped

Also had misfortune to be let down by my lift on another occasion I had a colonoscopy. Wouldn't sedate under circumstances so just had a mild local anaesthetic. Nurse sensed my unease and held my hand as we watched the screen like it was that Fantastic Voyage film. He was a lovely man, I never did get his name.
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Old 10-04-2015, 06:00 PM
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The pill they gave me 45 mins or so before the anesthesia was the dog's. I'll have some more of that any day.
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Old 10-04-2015, 08:02 PM
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I didn't mind the colonoscopy as much as the barium meal I had a couple of weeks before that had some fairly spectacular effects
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Old 11-04-2015, 01:39 PM
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and the best of luck, I think I prefer my colonoscopies.
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Old 11-04-2015, 01:58 PM
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and the best of luck, I think I prefer my colonoscopies.
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Old 11-04-2015, 02:00 PM
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I have just come down with a bad cold (Nahh nah not a bottle job rather get it over with) and wondering if to reschedule it.....Don't want to have the trots for nothing on Sunday/Monday if they say no to me when I get there Monday afternoon because of the cold.

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Old 12-04-2015, 05:04 PM
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I have just come down with a bad cold (Nahh nah not a bottle job rather get it over with) and wondering if to reschedule it.....Don't want to have the trots for nothing on Sunday/Monday if they say no to me when I get there Monday afternoon because of the cold.

What to do.
They usually reschedule any ops that involves anaesthetic if you're 'ill' don't they ? I'd ring them and ask.

Good luck anyways

My Mrs had one a few weeks ago as she has ulcerative colitis. She's had 4 now. Gas and air and she didn't feel anything other than high as a kite.
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Old 12-04-2015, 06:29 PM
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Next job was excision with a sort of slice and dice tool. Imagine an effing tree lopper up your arse, you'll get the picture.
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My colonoscopy returned a stage 3 cancer result, luckily still at early stages.
Next job was excision with a sort of slice and dice tool. Imagine an effing tree lopper up your arse, you'll get the picture.
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My colonoscopy returned a stage 3 cancer result, luckily still at early stages.
Next job was excision with a sort of slice and dice tool. Imagine an effing tree lopper up your arse, you'll get the picture.
Sorry to hear that mate the amount I abuse my body I was ready for anything
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Just rang up the info health here and they said I'm good to go with a cold....If I have to have the trots all night and tomorrow for nothing Grrrrr

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Just rang up the info health here and they said I'm good to go with a cold....If I have to have the trots all night and tomorrow for nothing Grrrrr

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Yep well this is interesting....l have never pissed from my arse before......Dunno whats more gross drinking the stuff or getting rid of it.....

So you have to drink fecking 4lts of this stuff a glass each 10 mins so you are on the kharzi for over 2 fecking hours. !
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Yep well this is interesting....l have never pissed from my arse before......Dunno whats more gross drinking the stuff or getting rid of it.....

So you have to drink fecking 4lts of this stuff a glass each 10 mins so you are on the kharzi for over 2 fecking hours. !
Pissing like a horse from your arse is a strange sensation to say the least.

I did it one time for a lower GI and the doctor started and then aborted the procedure as I was not flushed out enough apparently.

Had to go through the whole process again a week later with a stronger flushing liquid.

Must have been all those curries as a younger man made my guts impervious to the stuff!
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Unfortunately Les I have had that experience while in hospital a few years back but it was because I was ill not something triggered on purpose. It's not the nicest thing in the world is it - horrid. Apologies in advance for this next piece of advice but it might come in handy . . . . one word of warning is whatever you do, don't be tempted to let the odd fart go will you - it could turn out to be disastrous.

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