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Old 13-04-2015, 12:00 AM
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Old 13-04-2015, 12:05 AM
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Old 13-04-2015, 12:07 AM
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Yep well this is interesting....l have never pissed from my arse before......Dunno whats more gross drinking the stuff or getting rid of it.....

So you have to drink fecking 4lts of this stuff a glass each 10 mins so you are on the kharzi for over 2 fecking hours. !
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Old 13-04-2015, 12:12 AM
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Old 13-04-2015, 12:41 AM
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Old 13-04-2015, 08:27 AM
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Old 13-04-2015, 09:07 AM
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Yep well this is interesting....l have never pissed from my arse before......Dunno whats more gross drinking the stuff or getting rid of it.....

So you have to drink fecking 4lts of this stuff a glass each 10 mins so you are on the kharzi for over 2 fecking hours. !
4 litres! Are you sure you read the packet correctly?
I had a colonoscopy last week (they seem to be all the rage on here), and that involved two mugsfull of picolax four hours apart. The stuff didn't really taste all that bad - better than Budweiser for example - and did what it was supposed to.
Having had a gastroscopy a few years ago I wasn't looking forward to this at all, but it was straightforward, painless and didn't take very long. Even got a choice of biscuits with my hot choc afterwards.
The video of the polypectomy they did (I'd previously thought that was something to do with a financial swindler from Cyprus), which they showed me afterwards, was interesting enough but unlikely to go viral (I hope).
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Old 13-04-2015, 01:55 PM
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Fleet enemas and suppositories in the Morning Les?
I have this small bottle of "stuff" I have to take 3 hours before (in an hour) and sorry not 4 litres it was 3 and yep read it right it comes in a big container you add the water and off you go.....This is good for weight loss
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Old 13-04-2015, 03:57 PM
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I have this small bottle of "stuff" I have to take 3 hours before (in an hour) and sorry not 4 litres it was 3 and yep read it right it comes in a big container you add the water and off you go.....This is good for weight loss
Odd. Mine came as two little packets of powder, each to mix with a mugful of water.
Must do things differently there. (I had the NHS version.)
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Old 13-04-2015, 04:27 PM
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Old 13-04-2015, 06:56 PM
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Odd. Mine came as two little packets of powder, each to mix with a mugful of water.
Must do things differently there. (I had the NHS version.)
That sounds like what I had (twice).

Had an annual review with a consultant recently and pointed out that I'd had a colonoscopy in the past year. However, she couldn't find any record of it.

I am not going through that again simply because someone's record keeping isn't up to standard!!
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Old 13-04-2015, 07:08 PM
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Old 13-04-2015, 11:46 PM
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Well that's over with a big high five for our health service (Like the NHS)here from being told I need one from the doctor till now 3 weeks....And the prep is worse than the actual colonoscopy...Good drugs and a massive TV that you can see bloody everything...I never thought I was that big of an arsehole but shit I felt I was cave climbing



Got all the results as well except for a chunk they took and I bet you are all pleased to know I have a healthy arse
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Well that's over with a big high five for our health service (Like the NHS)here from being told I need one from the doctor till now 3 weeks....And the prep is worse than the actual colonoscopy...Good drugs and a massive TV that you can see bloody everything...I never thought I was that big of an arsehole but shit I felt I was cave climbing



Got all the results as well except for a chunk they took and I bet you are all pleased to know I have a healthy arse
I've always thought of you as one of the better arseholes on here

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I have one of these on Friday, as they are concerned about a possibility of something nasty. Am metaphorically crapping myself, and sounds like that will become literal once I take the pre procedure drugs
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