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Old 11-05-2017, 08:40 AM
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I have one of these on Friday, as they are concerned about a possibility of something nasty. Am metaphorically crapping myself, and sounds like that will become literal once I take the pre procedure drugs

Good luck and hope results are good for you.

The others who have posted on this are right.

You literally have fluid pissing out of your arse like a Grand National winner after 15 pints.

Don't be fooled if nothing happens quickly. Drink the cocktail and it will come as per Kevin Costner.

For me, I was told the most unpleasant aspect was the drinking of the laxative over the procedure. I agree.

The best was I can describe it is like drinking 'thick' water. I had to drink another litre before getting to the hospital for 0730, which meant about 0530. I almost puked. Had to stop after 3/4s.

The discomforting part (as you'll be sedated - a few pints worth my Consultant told me), is air they blow into your arse to help clear the way.

I got to see mine happening on the screen too. Lovely.
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Old 11-05-2017, 07:20 PM
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Thanks Chief. Just finished drinking the laxative now. Am petrified for the procedure as I have a couple of odd symptoms and am really worried as to what they will come out with tomorrow. Have had the first Kevin Costner moment which was more of a starter. Now waiting for the main event lol
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Thanks Chief. Just finished drinking the laxative now. Am petrified for the procedure as I have a couple of odd symptoms and am really worried as to what they will come out with tomorrow. Have had the first Kevin Costner moment which was more of a starter. Now waiting for the main event lol

Good luck fella. May the Gush be with you!
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Old 11-05-2017, 07:30 PM
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Best of luck Jason, If you have "worries" its the best thing to do. Too many shy away.
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Thanks guys. I must admit, the worry is that I have already left things too long, but lets see what tomorrow brings. I can honestly say I have never been so scared in my life
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Old 11-05-2017, 09:19 PM
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That sounds terrifying. Nothing can be done now but wait, and maybe send up a prayer or two. Very best of luck to you for tonight and tomorrow.
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Good luck Jason. Hope all goes well.
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Thanks guys. I must admit, the worry is that I have already left things too long, but lets see what tomorrow brings. I can honestly say I have never been so scared in my life
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Good luck and hope results are good for you.

The others who have posted on this are right.

You literally have fluid pissing out of your arse like a Grand National winner after 15 pints.

Don't be fooled if nothing happens quickly. Drink the cocktail and it will come as per Kevin Costner.

For me, I was told the most unpleasant aspect was the drinking of the laxative over the procedure. I agree.

The best was I can describe it is like drinking 'thick' water. I had to drink another litre before getting to the hospital for 0730, which meant about 0530. I almost puked. Had to stop after 3/4s.

The discomforting part (as you'll be sedated - a few pints worth my Consultant told me), is air they blow into your arse to help clear the way.

I got to see mine happening on the screen too. Lovely.
actually the result of the laxative wasnt that bad in comparison to the sh!ts i was happening at the tIme anyway.

The most uncomfortable thing was the camera being pushed around the bend in my colon. Like being punched in the stomach in slo mo! Odd sedative though. Felt a million dollars when i came around.
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Well just got back, and thankfully all went well. They took a couple of biopsies to check for inflammation, but other than that they were completely happy. Need to go back in a couple of weeks for a CT scan as they are a little bit concerned about weight loss, but hopefully that will be OK and then I can stop panicking.

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Good news Jason. Pleased for you.
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Good news. Give us a few more symptoms and we'll play guess the diagnosis.

I reckon it's a thyroid problem with the information till now.
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Well just got back, and thankfully all went well. They took a couple of biopsies to check for inflammation, but other than that they were completely happy. Need to go back in a couple of weeks for a CT scan as they are a little bit concerned about weight loss, but hopefully that will be OK and then I can stop panicking.

Thanks to those who sent a supportive post btw, it's much appreciated
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Well just got back, and thankfully all went well. They took a couple of biopsies to check for inflammation, but other than that they were completely happy. Need to go back in a couple of weeks for a CT scan as they are a little bit concerned about weight loss, but hopefully that will be OK and then I can stop panicking.

Thanks to those who sent a supportive post btw, it's much appreciated
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That's what my surgeon kept saying during my colonoscopy!

Good luck Jason. I have ulcerative colitis and fortunately am able to manage it pretty well.
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That's what my surgeon kept saying during my colonoscopy!

Good luck Jason. I have ulcerative colitis and fortunately am able to manage it pretty well.
A mates wife has this and it was bought on by giving up smoking !! Apparently smoking masks it when you stop it happens (only if you already have it)
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I had this procedure last year and my brother is having it today (assuming the NHS computers don't impose the wrong procedure on him). He has threatened to bring the laxatives, sedatives and camera with him to the match tomorrow if squeaky bottoms are in evidence!
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Good news. Give us a few more symptoms and we'll play guess the diagnosis.

I reckon it's a thyroid problem with the information till now.
Well, I will know more soon. They have sent me for a CT scan on Friday because of the weight loss and itching (they are pretty much my only current "symptoms" apart from looser in the bathroom). Am panicking like mad though, and can't help thinking it's a real nasty.
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