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Old 12-10-2015, 10:36 AM
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my performance in bed. Lots of girlfriends told me it was no good and not enjoyable. Which is incorrect, cos i got my satisfaction, rolled over and fell asleep with a grin. Underrated
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Old 12-10-2015, 10:41 AM
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Old 12-10-2015, 11:25 AM
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Old 12-10-2015, 11:27 AM
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Old 12-10-2015, 12:09 PM
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Having enough money so you don't spend all your time worrying about not having enough money.

Agree the one about health. Truly the most underrated of all.
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:30 PM
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:45 PM
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:48 PM
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Old 12-10-2015, 01:50 PM
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Old 12-10-2015, 11:51 PM
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Old 13-10-2015, 12:53 AM
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Old 14-10-2015, 06:27 PM
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A lovely poo.

An empty house, no where special to be, a good novel and the sort of stomach twinges that cannot be ignored but are not doubling you up in agnoy either. Plenty of three ply toilet paper to hand and a little slice of paradise awaits.

If you are so inclined then a hot beverage of your choice can be added to the mix but it is not an essential.

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