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Old 09-12-2016, 07:52 PM
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She probably wouldn't have minded so much if you hadn't insisted on your mates coming along too and you all discussing it over a pint halfway through.
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System identifies which lane the vehicle was in.
And contesting is virtually a free hit cancellation, not worth the cost of a prosecution for the operators.
That's what I figured, because if 2 cars are flashed beside each other on a motorway, you can't be 100% sure that the one in the outside was the fastest.

I've certainly seen impatient drivers undertake someone in the fastest line
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:06 AM
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Old 10-12-2016, 06:41 AM
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System identifies which lane the vehicle was in.
And contesting is virtually a free hit cancellation, not worth the cost of a prosecution for the operators.
Remember there are two photos taken and the road markings will show which vehicle has moved furthest in that time.
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:10 AM
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Old 10-12-2016, 10:42 AM
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That smell when spots of rain hit concrete after a hot dry spell, and the blast of air at the entrance to Colliers Wood tube station when you're on your way to a Palace game, probably to lose at Arsenal.
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Old 10-12-2016, 11:25 AM
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That smell when spots of rain hit concrete after a hot dry spell, and the blast of air at the entrance to Colliers Wood tube station when you're on your way to a Palace game, probably to lose at Arsenal.
Colliers Wood in general, that makes me happy, love the Northern line..

That lovely gorgeous imposing Tower too, one of the most aesthically pleasing bits of architecture in the whole of London.
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Old 10-12-2016, 12:32 PM
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