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Old 13-02-2017, 02:40 PM
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"Killer Uber Arctic Blast" to hit the UK in days.

A similar headline in the Daily Express appeared two weeks ago, and it never happened. Well we did have a couple of days of frost, and the air direction did come from the east for around three days, but that was about it.

Why they keep doing this is a mystery. The only reason I can see is that on the day of these made up headlines they just sell a few more newspapers.
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Trust me, they won't sell any more newspapers, beyond the hardcore set who will always buy 'their' particular title. Print media is in decline:

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A similar headline in the Daily Express appeared two weeks ago, and it never happened. Well we did have a couple of days of frost, and the air direction did come from the east for around three days, but that was about it.

Why they keep doing this is a mystery. The only reason I can see is that on the day of these made up headlines they just sell a few more newspapers.
Express are obsessed by weather and cures for cancer, arthritis, Alzheimers and backache. Plus rising house prices.
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You will find more information about what's going on in the world in Viz than in the Express.
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You will find more information about what's going on in the world in Viz than in the Express.
Even the Daily Star sells more.
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It's been a while since I last had a giggle with this, but...so is the Daily Mail.

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I agree 'Media is in decline. Bad news is still seen as being better than good news . And that will be their undoing.
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Express are obsessed by weather and cures for cancer, arthritis, Alzheimers and backache. Plus rising house prices.
Have they stopped putting princess di on the front cover every other day yet?
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It has a good GK crossword on a Monday, Apart from that it is shyte, Do they still bang on about Lady Di?
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Have they stopped putting princess di on the front cover every other day yet?
I was going to mention this too
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A similar headline in the Daily Express appeared two weeks ago, and it never happened. Well we did have a couple of days of frost, and the air direction did come from the east for around three days, but that was about it.

Why they keep doing this is a mystery. The only reason I can see is that on the day of these made up headlines they just sell a few more newspapers.
Every October they predict record breaking winter cold with thousands of old age people under threat and then predict either a blistering or wash out summer in the spring. It's all hyperbole to sell that daily edition and always makes me laugh at the predictability. Like holiday adverts that start January 2nd on the tube every year.
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