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Old 17-07-2017, 12:59 PM
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Your terrible secrets

What terrible secrets have you kept from your closest people for years?

Or alternatively, and more disappointingly, what terrible secrets do you know others have kept from their nearest and dearest, or entrusted you with. Perhaps you can pretend that your secrets were their's if that helps.

I have no secrets, probably.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:03 PM
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I can't tell, it's a secret.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:03 PM
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:03 PM
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:12 PM
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:23 PM
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I did it. Phew, what a relief.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:30 PM
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I'm actually from Worksop.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:38 PM
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I'm actually very placid and not very original.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:38 PM
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I have kept this secret for all these years, now I am going to post it on a public message board.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:43 PM
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I cannot remember why, but I think it was to make the point that my brother was not as wonderful as people thought, but my sister-in-law told me that my brother was having an affair, and that she knew, but he did not know that she knew. I never told my brother I knew this. I wanted to say to her 'What do you expect from marrying a Tory' but thought better of it. As if it wasnt bad enough having a cheating husband telling her that he was a Tory would have been like sticking a knife into her heart.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:48 PM
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I fulfilled a fantasy as a younger man and banged a woman much older than me in the office.

It was a pretty grim experience and I didn't tell a soul it happened!
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:55 PM
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I'm actually from Worksop.
Not shocked.

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Old 17-07-2017, 01:57 PM
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I fulfilled a fantasy as a younger man and banged a woman much older than me in the office.

It was a pretty grim experience and I didn't tell a soul it happened!
When you say, ' in the office '. Is that code for her arsehole? 19% alert.
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:58 PM
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I fulfilled a fantasy as a younger man and banged a woman much older than me in the office.

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She said the same funnily enough
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Old 17-07-2017, 01:59 PM
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I look at the confession box and think Jesus I haven't the time .
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