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Old 02-11-2017, 03:45 PM
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I was travelling back home to Grantham on the train from a meeting in Manchester around 15 years ago. Late afternoon, just before the rush hour therefore the train was fairly sparsely populated.

Presently the door between my carriage and the adjoining one open and in pops Ian Brown, formerly (at the time) of the Stone Roses. He was in full 'king monkey' rock star mode, amusingly laity with what appeared to be a lackey in tow. Swaggers into the carriage swigging from a massive bottle of Malibu, pronouncing to no-one in particular 'I'm the main man I am, I'm the fookin' main man'. The few other hardy souls in my carriage ignored him but being a Stone Roses fan I gave him a respectful nod of the head and a smile. He responded positively to this and treated me to a bit of one on one lairiness - 'nice suit for a square, man' and other such nonsense, with his lackey rolling his eyes patiently in the background.

Turned out said lackey way actually his tour manager and they were en route to a gig in Nottingham. After a couple of minutes idle (in Ian's case very well oiled) chatter, they proceeded down to the next carriage for a repeat performance.

I was amused to read an interview with Ian Brown in Q magazine a couple of months later, in which he claimed to have been teetotal for years.

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Old 02-11-2017, 05:50 PM
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Following a chance meeting with an ex Hollywood star, things got a bit carried away after some drinks, and he proceeded to nosh me off, pausing briefly to look up at me and say "yes, you're being noshed off by ***** ******"
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They're not circles I move in but "noshed off" strikes me as being a distinctly unHollywood turn of phrase.
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Spent a few hours at a pool bar in Kuredu grafting with the ginger one from girls aloud, only to get shut down by the returning girlfriend. Had no idea who she was at the time, just thought she looked like agreeable filth. Apparently she was in one of the water villas just across from us. My mrs at the time was still distinctly unimpressed.

Also managed to knock that retard Russell Brand over when he walked into me in Spitalfields market. I was about to apologise till i realised who i'd hit.
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Not knowing Mark, I called his agent and explained that this lovely boy watched Star Wars every day and wanted to meet NOT Mark Hammill, but, rather, the actual CHARACTER that he played (the boy's own mental state had devolved past the point of being able to grasp that... ..Luke was fictional). The agent begrudgingly said he'd call Mark, but also said not to get my hopes up.

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Got bumped to Upper Class on a Virgin Atlantic flight in the 90s and sat next to Ice T - but didn't talk.

Also met Geoffrey from Rainbow - brief small talk, but a non-event really.
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[QUOTE=Nelson Muntz;13922761]After the play off semi final against the weed, I took the programme to first Palace home game the following season to get Wilf to sign it.
He was happy to sign and so I asked him if he could write 2-0 on it by his signature.
Wilf understandably misunderstood and wrote 'To Neil'
When I explained I wanted 2-0 we had a good laugh. First time I'd heard him laugh.

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Old 05-12-2017, 10:18 PM
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Had a bit of banter with a cruising David Pleat who we saw in Prague enjoying the nightlife.

We were hopping on and off the kerb as we catcalled. He and his two bouncers took it in good spirits.

The titty bar we wandered off to 5 minutes later, in the same direction as Pleaty went, was closed for a private function when we got there. Pleaty nowhere to be seen.
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I was told to feck off and die by a much loved BBC comedian today.

He was smiling I think.
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Chewbacca England mascot with David Beckham and Calamity James
In fact we have footage on Sky of him asking David Beckham if he would join Palace
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I was told to feck off and die by a much loved BBC comedian today.

He was smiling I think.
Come on. Spill the beans.
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Years back we got some green room tickets for one of those half hour comedy football shows quizzes. What was the famous one, Phil Jupiter, chap from Stoke compering? Spent about 20 mins having a drink and a chat with Gary Speed.

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Years back we got some green room tickets for one of those half hour comedy football shows quizzes. What was the famous one, Phil Jupiter, chap from Stoke compering? Spent about 20 mins having a drink and a chat with Gary Speed.

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Do you mean Phil Jupitas?

AFAIK he’s West Ham, but did a great set on the benefit night that Maidstoned organised.
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Just after we signed them, Geoff Thomas and Neil Reddearn came into the shop I was working in in 1987 on Thornton Heath night st and brought a can of Ting each.
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Years back we got some green room tickets for one of those half hour comedy football shows quizzes. What was the famous one, Phil Jupiter, chap from Stoke compering? Spent about 20 mins having a drink and a chat with Gary Speed.

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Nick Hancock is from Stoke? Could have been him.
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Years back we got some green room tickets for one of those half hour comedy football shows quizzes. What was the famous one, Phil Jupiter, chap from Stoke compering? Spent about 20 mins having a drink and a chat with Gary Speed.

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Sounds like ‘They think it’s all over’.
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As a child my school visited a local farm and there was a film crew doing a piece with Jack Hargreaves, probably out of town. Jack spent a lot of time talking to us kids and I mentioned fishing and he spent what must have been 2 hours talking to us about angling and river wildlife. I remember some officious guy going on about loosing the light but the great man just shrugged him off saying he was talking to the kids. If I remember right the guy probably the director told the crew to pack up. Jack was more concerned with the kids than the film crew.
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