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Old 06-11-2014, 05:06 PM
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Old 06-11-2014, 05:22 PM
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Old 06-11-2014, 05:22 PM
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not as good as previous years
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Old 06-11-2014, 05:25 PM
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"The commercial tells the story of a boy whose pet penguin is lonely, so he buys it a lady penguin to fuck."
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Old 06-11-2014, 05:27 PM
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Old 06-11-2014, 05:32 PM
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Old 06-11-2014, 06:18 PM
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What a nauseatingly cloying piece of hokum. Perfect!
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Old 06-11-2014, 06:36 PM
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I know it's off topic but did anyone else read the Waitrose Spider story on The Daily Mash?

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Old 06-11-2014, 06:39 PM
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Last year's was better.
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Old 06-11-2014, 06:59 PM
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I like it
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Old 06-11-2014, 07:01 PM
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There is a 6th of the year to go before Christmas.

Bugger the f**k off.
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Old 06-11-2014, 07:35 PM
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Old 06-11-2014, 07:40 PM
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I may be a miserable, cynical old scrote, but that has just made my mind up that I won't be buying any gifts from John Lewis this Christmas.

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Old 06-11-2014, 09:16 PM
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It is nauseating but then that's what you've come to expect with John Lewis adverts. They're good for what they are.

Most adverts are made to appeal to stupid people because most people are stupid. Simple as.
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Old 06-11-2014, 09:17 PM
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Oh and Andy.

Anyone put off shopping in a particular place because of this advert is a miserable, cynical scrote.

BUT anyone convinced to shop in a particular place because of this advert is stupid.
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Old 06-11-2014, 09:20 PM
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Another year, another vomit inducing pile of shite from John Lewis. Why can't they just piss off and stop inflicting this nauseating crap on us.
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Not the best they've done but love the use of the obscure Lennon track.

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There is a 6th of the year to go before Christmas.

Bugger the f**k off.

Why wait until December to bang one out watching it ?

At 2 minutes 11 seconds - it may be a struggle for some to last the distance...
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Old 06-11-2014, 09:36 PM
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Not the best they've done but love the use of the obscure Lennon track.

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I like the Aldi advert, much snappier, clearly couldn't afford to pay their stars for quite such long appearances.
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