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Never forget the first time I read it as a stuuudent, stoned and cried with laughter.

Student Grant and all his wanky mates was good too.

Tarquin was the son of the Modern Parents BTW

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Old 09-11-2017, 07:25 PM
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Old 09-11-2017, 07:31 PM
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Malcolm. Guinevere was their younger son.
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Oh yes, they were brilliant, the lad just wanted to do normal kids things....Cressida and tarquin?

Also Millie Tant.....who reminds me of a few on here.
Lame to fame - the guy that wrote modern parents was my old maths teachers son.
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Noooo,Victorian Dad ran for quite a few issues.
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