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Old 09-11-2017, 08:36 PM
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Old 09-11-2017, 09:45 PM
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Old 09-11-2017, 09:55 PM
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A very stupid early story had a guy getting gradually more pissed off due to finding more bird shit on his car every day after he cleaned it off.

He looked up a tree to find the culprits, and upon seeing their nest, climbed up there, pulled down his pants and shat on the birds' nest. Obviously, this wonderful premise was embellished with numerous nuances that made it eminently more funny than this post makes it seem.
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Then F*** off.

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Then there was the special offer of free sex with the bank managers wife.
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Old 09-11-2017, 10:00 PM
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Special mention for Mrs Brady Old Lady, who was always carrying two heavy carrier bags of cat food even though her cats had been dead for fifteen years
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Old 09-11-2017, 10:01 PM
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From the profanisaurus...

Bobby Chartons n. Rogue pubic hairs trapped under the foreskin that stick themselves across the dome of your bellend, in the manner of the erstwhile centre-for-ward.
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Old 09-11-2017, 10:15 PM
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Bobby Chartons n. Rogue pubic hairs trapped under the foreskin that stick themselves across the dome of your bellend, in the manner of the erstwhile centre-for-ward.


I dont know what youre talking about by the way.

I always loved the verb; to zuffle.......
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Old 09-11-2017, 11:37 PM
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Fantastic.

What was the character that had a magic minature granddad in his pocket, although the grnddad was acttually full-sized.

All the crap on Facebook, doesn't come close to the genius that was VIz. Was runner up in the yearly magazine awards to some woman's magazine. It should have won it, but they couldn't bring themselves to hand out the top prize to an offensive rag. LOL
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Fantastic.

What was the character that had a magic minature granddad in his pocket, although the grnddad was acttually full-sized.

All the crap on Facebook, doesn't come close to the genius that was VIz. Was runner up in the yearly magazine awards to some woman's magazine. It should have won it, but they couldn't bring themselves to hand out the top prize to an offensive rag. LOL
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I can't believe that nobody has mentioned Billy the Fish. Easily my favourite character/cartoon 20 or so years ago. Still makes the occasional appearance.
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